A Story Of The Koala & The Little Lizard

[Kan Win]

The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree

smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and

says "HeyKoala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

P.S. Tks to my mate Tall John

[khall64au]

Thanks Kan Win, I love this joke - one of my faves. I heard the version with a monkey instead of a koala, but since koalas are always so stoned it makes perfect sense....

[LaoPo]

The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree

smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and

says "HeyKoala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

P.S. Tks to my mate Tall John

and graphically beautiful done !

LaoPo

[skippybangkok]

Good one..... mega lol.

Technically, you might need to change "Rain Forest" to forest. I dont think you will find them up north ( anyone from Queensland / NT seen any there ? )

[kayo]

[Nignoy]

Good one..... mega lol.

Technically, you might need to change "Rain Forest" to forest. I dont think you will find them up north ( anyone from Queensland / NT seen any there ? )

Will have a look for you, going upto the table lands, in 10 days for a weeks R&R

[penzman]

Another funny koala bear joke I posted.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...ndpost&p=114749

[daleyboy]