Zyxel

Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog without sweating or being short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat a loaf of rye bread every day. It keeps my energy level high and I always have great stamina with the ladies.” So; on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery along the way. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, “do you have any rye bread?” She said, “yes, a full shelf would you like one?” The old guy said, yes, 5 loaves please.” She said, “my goodness 5 loaves! By the time you start eating the third loaf, it’ll be hard.” The old man smiles and says to himself, I can’t believe everybody knows about this but me!

The morning after the high school prom, a mother gets a text from her daughter. “Mom, I’m freaking out. I got really drunk last night and don’t remember what happened. I just woke up on the beach with cum in my hair.” Mom texts back, “Wow, I’m really so glad that you can be so open with me. That’s what good relationships are all about. As for your worries, most times a guy will pull out or pull it out of your mouth and simply shoot his load on your face, but occasionally some of it will get caught in your hair. No big deal, jump in the water it will wash right out. The daughter texts back, “Thanks for all that information mom, but I meant to type gum.