[Big money offered to 'intelligent' and 'beautiful' cell and sperm donors: Surrogacy]

Big money offered to 'intelligent' and 'beautiful' cell and sperm donors

Something wrong here. How come I need to offer big money with my sperm donations?

[Bangkok loses out to London: MasterCard]

...the 2013 champion Bangkok ended with the No 2 spot...

Not bad, it's still 1st among losers.

[Thailand aims to normalise relations with Saudi Arabia]

He said Thailand was serious about bringing justice to the case...

25 years, blah blah blah.

[Hundreds of tourists flock to see colourful jelly fish]

I wonder if they charge the farang double or triple price to see the jellyfish .....

Probably get stung more than Thai

Good news is they piss on the farangs for free, when they get stung.

[Quickest way to get to Phetchabun]

@ phosphorescent # 4

You forgot walking.

['Let the poor tap rubber at reclaimed plantations']

Are the poor willing to wake up at 3am?

There had to be one of these racist post

The rat race is not a real race, yes.

[Politicians told to end the high life]

The hostesses were exhausted.

They made up for it by ignoring paying passengers on the next 100 flights, yes?

['Let the poor tap rubber at reclaimed plantations']

Are the poor willing to wake up at 3am?

[Hospital Porn Star Charged With Computer Crime Act]

The actress, who is known by her nickname Nong Bow

All in a days work, a bow job.

[Four Bangkok hospitals assigned to treat Ebola patients]

Sounds like a case of "build it and they will come".

[Rubber planters to rally to demand government’s help]

This years commodity of choice - lubber.

[Briton on holiday in Thailand catches 10 stone carp using a piece of bread]

...battling for almost an hour with his hands gripped to his rod and adrenaline pumping through his body...

I used to do that when I was young, how come I never caught anything?

[Thieves smash Phuket ATM but fail to get the money]

Maybe they were just looking for the power surge.

[Nok Air is taking precaution after Ebola outbreak]

Couldn't they just borrow the vaccine from big brother Thai Air?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/753110-thai-ready-to-cancel-flights-to-avoid-ebola-virus/#entry8269742

[Thai woman placed under observation after her return from Ebola-affected areas]

However, he assured that the case was not worrisome.

Phew, that's a relief, I was getting a bit nervous here.

[Turkish Man Attacked By Street Vendor In Pattaya]

The junta needs to step in an regulate the size of watermelon slices.

[Ice bucket challenge kicks off at Central World]

Is that a landing strip on that girl in the forefront?

[Baby hurt as car ploughs into Phuket clothing store]

Let's see, no child safety seat because cheaper to just hold baby on lap while driving.

Let's see, TV reader jumping to conclusions without knowing any of the facts.

Based on the colour of the car, I'd say it's clearly a case of self-acceleration.

[Chinese atomic clock given international recognition]

This was possible only because the Chinese agreed to file-off the Bolex engraving.

[Bank Robbery Simulation organized by Pattaya Police]

The robbers were quickly tracked down after this mug sketch made from real witness accounts was issued with the APB.

[NCPO spokesperson 'considering' Ice Bucket Challenge]

Kenney clasps her turquoise-painted nails and winces through her icy dousing

I hope nothing happened to her nails. Turquoise looks so bad when it's chipped.

[Man suspected of the fatal stabbing of German bar owner taken into custody: Koh Samui]

Looks like he won't be getting pizza and fried chicken in jail.

His loved ones can bring him almost anything to eat while in jail.

If not, then there's always jailhouse sausage.

[Thai Health Ministry sets budget against Ebola]

...increasing staff welfare...

Thanks Ebola !

[Nine students injured by self- accelerated car: Samut Songkram]

He said he chose to steer the vehicle into the wall, not realising it would break through.

Translation - I thought this was Cookie Run and the car would jump over the wall if I pressed this button on my smartphone.

[Wildlife group raises alarm over Asia's bear trade]

The figure was arrived at after analysing nearly 700 bear-related seizures

Most of the bears had seizures when they realised their name was Teddy.