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Gsxrnz

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  1. But here's the untold secret - the Chinese language teachers will, (of course) be Thais who learned their Chinese from another Thai, and that Thai learned Chinese from a native Glaswegian, who learned it from a Spaniard , whose great grandfather was once shipwrecked in Macau. Can't see any problems.
  2. I love it when they park like this and don't leave any gaps. Once watched a fat farang in Central push about 10 cars in a row to allow his car to exit. He pushed the last car and didn't have enough room - back to the start and do it all again. Poor mugger probably went home and had a heart attack. I would have offered to help, but he was cursing loudly in German.
  3. I used to be scared of chicks in the cockpit - until I boarded a Qantas flight from BKK to SYD and heard the overly effeminate male pilot announce on the intercom that he welcomed all passengers aboard and was "excited" to be at the controls. I might have let it pass, but he also had a lisp. I was sitting in the middle seat and white knuckled both armrests for about ten hours.
  4. Single use plastic bags and canine excrement- it's a conundrum.
  5. Ask a greenie what a Milankovitch cycle is and be greeted with a blank stare. (un) Useful idiots.
  6. What concerns me is who the F needs translated instructions on how to use toothpaste?
  7. A better idea would be to promote "Don't put it up". The internet lasts forever.
  8. Did the BIB accept her claim, or call a gynecologist too look into the matter?
  9. The only real surprise here is that the other captain didn't fire one back - just because he could.
  10. My understanding is that if it's a purely retail outlet, shoes on. But if the premises is a shop-house, where the staff or owner/s sleep and eat there, it's considered a residence, shoes off.
  11. Bob thought he said hello and thank you, but she heard something along the lines of wash the lesbian and bite the fur.
  12. My prediction - subject to a large enough envelope of the manila variety finding its way to the appropriate big cheeses, the copper will become the sacrificial lamb and transferred to Nakon Nowhere. It will come to light that he was suffering from severe mental trauma (probably due to money pressure from his Mia Noi), and acted with unnecessarily provocation in waving his pistol about, threatening to shoot the humble Kiwi brothers if they didn't pay the "fine", and fearing for their lives, the pistol was grabbed from him after he accidentally discharged it. Not saying this is what happened, just that this (or a variation of it) will be reported. We may even get a picture of the Phuket constabulary giving the brothers a basket of fruit and flower garlands.
  13. muppet: /ˈmʌpɪt/ Derogatory, an incompetent or foolish individual. Typically, a Muppet will slam his motorcycle into the back of a stationery utility vehicle waiting at a red light.
  14. Meteorologists and Economists are the two professions when they can get it wrong more than 50% of the time and still keep their jobs. A gypsy woman with a crystal ball is probably more believable.
  15. Maybe they will extend the coverage to include some of the feral indigenous natives on Pattaya Soi 6.
  16. How do you know society has achieved gender equality? When the workplace accidental death rate is the same for men as women. Personally, I think this is one area that definitely needs a Marxist quota system to achieve an equitable outcome.
  17. It was livestreamed on FB. My GF stayed up until 4am watching it. Reckons it was better than John Wick.
  18. I'm more interested in why they wear socks while on the job.
  19. I'm thinking that if he was unable to knock-up his wife in over 20 years, how come the girlfriend gets pregnant? I'd be looking for the girlfriend's boyfriend of I was the copper.
  20. Not being meticulous or anything, but this is truly miraculous.
  21. https://tm47.immigration.go.th/tm47/#/login This works for me, just checked it 1 minute ago. OP - are you sure you're using the correct login and password, as the response you got suggests you aren't even able to login to the site. Click on the "Forgot Password" button and reset your password.
  22. My favorite new pastime is watching Thais reverse park on the right hand side of the road.
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