IvanLaw
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Cheaper method.
Tattoo's of rabbits on cranium,
from a distance look like hairs.
Getting me coat now
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17 hours ago, starky said:
Well according to some "research" I have read there are up to 13 varieties of Thai smile as part of their culture which means at any time there is only an 8% chance your getting the smile you think. However if you wish to walk around grinning like an idiot at every person you see. Well that's entirely up to you. Just as many fake smiles as genuine ones here.
Beware of the "Dummy Smile" ??
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13 hours ago, EL159 said:
Why would a person "on holiday" be in and out non stop for 18 months! Across the world generally, people go on holiday for a few weeks a year. If its almost non stop over an 18 month period, then "a rat has been smelled" by the Thai authorities, and good luck to them for once!
I do ?
After years of hard work
Tis called retirement ?
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Get Tato of rabbits, look like hairs from a distance ?
( Getting me coat now)
and Yes I am bold & bald
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8 hours ago, Justfine said:
Rubbish. It's a tourist trap.
Why comment with no knowledge ?
Read history about rail construction & the amount of people who died, (Including one of my relatives), the condition they where forced to wok in.
Then comment with a little knowledge.
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On 4/21/2018 at 8:12 AM, chrisinth said:
The term Sheeple has been about for a while now, so can't take any credit for it being a mistake. Or it being brilliant, I like the term a lot..................
So is that the reason for your "Sheepdog" (Alsatian) OR are you just a "Lamb"
The term sheep actually refers to the wooly animal from which mutton is sourced, or Welsh girlfriend.
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5 hours ago, watcharacters said:
Does your GF leave any tip?
For waiter or Hummin :-)
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4 hours ago, chrisinth said:
Quite a big deal if you haven't (and won't use) social media applications. Having stuff like that forced on you, only because most sheeple do use social media, to live in your own house is IMO pushing the boundaries.
If "sheeple" is a mistake FUNNY
If Not BRILLIANT
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19 hours ago, Ridge said:
Omg. Omg. OMG ! HELP ! Eggs gone up !
Bet that will annoy the chickens OUCH !!!
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12 hours ago, aussiandrew said:
All I can say is any where I lay my hat thats my home.
Spend a lot of time on the hat stand?
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1 minute ago, IvanLaw said:
Giving local pussy a lift when raining ?
On a serious note, Remove carpets & Clean (Seats to if possible)
Check all openings leading to cab, Air vents, Air con. etc. & clean
Thorough clean of engine bay, (cover electrics)
If no improvement, Goggles on, Windows open, head out
Good luck
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14 hours ago, alant said:
there is a pussy joke surely
Giving local pussy a lift when raining ?
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17 hours ago, Smudge said:
I honestly don't remember, but I know I've said far worse in my time here, it was a nonchalant statement not directed at anyone and certainly not directed at the person in question.
I won't say I'm am angel, I say things that upset people and have done on many occasions but this caught me completely off guard... ie. hanging off the back of a baht bus.
Seems like you should:
A Stop drinking
B Learn when to speak
C GROW UP. (Bl**dy Kids)
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On 8/20/2016 at 8:51 AM, berybert said:
Doesn't smoke rise ?
Maybe a "Heavy" smoker :-)
(Getting me coat now)
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Thanks for taking the time, Very interesting comparative on cost.
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Potato
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Helicopter flavour.
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Dog collar =
Possible, Canine Vicar for the local pack ?
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Good day In the UK I grow Duck weed in a separate container & feed a little to Goldfish in a tank.
(Grown in water from gold fish tank)
. No problem with:
a Eating to much or
b Weed growing to quick.
Regards
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Interesting how you guys are telling me I have made a mistake. My good Thai girl was...well...good. I never had any problems with her but the sex was only ok. Yes...I changed girlfriends becase of the great sex. My new girl has a job, but no degree, and she is (so far) a pleasure to have in my home, she is loving and cleans my place every moring. I was comfortable in my old relationship...but not happy. Now I am very happy. And yes much of that happiness comes from the great sex. But why have the moral police posters arrived already. When you have worked hard all your life...why is it wrong to make choices that make you happy. Perhaps those choices and petulant and churlish, but they were made on the basis of seeking joy.
it's called envy,,, let it slide.
Interestingly, somebody did a study of the biggest regrets elderly men had : overwhelming reply was 'should have shagged more gals"
Wise words from my (late) Father:
Much better to look back & say Glad I did,
Rather than, Wish I had.
RIP Dad
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Except that they only pay a few baht for such garbage so maybe only worth a liter or 2 at best.
Yeah but they tell the punter they are a freebie worth Bt1200.00.... watch em wriggle when you tell em to put that Bt.1200.00 into the fuel tank instead.
Checkmate...
How on earth did you work out he is from Check Republic Mate ??
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I wonder if they charge the farang double or triple price to see the jellyfish .....
Probably get stung more than Thai
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"early thirty year old blond Brit female"
Not surprized, they think the world owes them something.
Similar behaviour, when they come to Greece.
Except, if she comes from Essex.
Then she is excused.
My daughter-in-law is an early thirties blonde Brit female from Essex.
Does not drink except occasional glass of wine with a meal.
Is a Chartered Accountant and mother or two well behaved children.
Next stereotype please.....
Take after her Mother?
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Yep there is a another big traffic "crackdown" going on. Unfortunately the things they chose to enforce will have zero effect on safety, and will only perhaps improve some of the traffic jam problems in the city. Everywhere else it's moot. All they need to do if they want to reduce the death toll here is start writing speeding tickets to actual speeders, not just this fish in a bucket lets just pull everyone over at a road block and site them for whatever approach they have now. Nope, that's too simple, and to difficult for the officers. Let's get people that stop over the limit line, que jump, and fake license plates. TIT.
BTW SIR
How many are beiong stopped, that are over the drink limit, think out of the box <deleted>
In Thailand the police only arrest you for drunk driving if they are operating a checkpoint specifically to catch drunk drivers
.As the man said
"WHAT A PLONKER"
Hope you are never in a bad accident
Removing absurd amounts of pigeon poo from the balcony
in DIY Forum
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Spade until acceptable amount revealed? or pay local to remove?