[Has anyone else been offered a "special service" (guaranteed entry) at Swampy airport? My experience flying into BKK last night]

I am SO disappointed 

The headline of a special service ???? gave Immigration a new meaning until I read the story ????

[Warning: visa service fraud]

22 minutes ago, steven100 said:

hahhahha .... you made me laugh alot ...

maybe the drinking assisted his driving technique

It may help them to stay ON the road for short periods

[Just found this in my backyard, any ideas?]

1 hour ago, DaRoadrunner said:

I know I shouldn't ask but, what does it eat?

 

Anyone it wants when it grows up

[Warning: visa service fraud]

Do you think they will give a rats arse about your complaint

No food may have been a blessing in disguise 

As for his drinking, you could have called the cops or said something at the border, instead of just sitting there like a lost sheep

[How much should I pay for my sugar baby]

18 hours ago, CartagenaWarlock said:

I convinced here to spend a weak with me in Phuket. We are in Phuket now. She is asking for 300K in advance for having sex without condom. She says she had to protect her if she becomes pregnant. I gave her 50K in advance and a Capital One business card with a limit of 30K/month and told her I would give her 300K if she becomes pregnant. 

I'm not gay or 20,  but 300,000 baht for 1 week 

I think I could be sweet to you

[How much should I pay for my sugar baby]

On 5/25/2019 at 10:12 PM, White Christmas13 said:

some posters are trolls or people with no brains

Not me but I know someone that resembles both 

[Warning: visa service fraud]

It seems to be an ordinary visa run with the usual maniac behind the wheel

[Who would you call upon seeing an injury or fatal accident?]

If it were a fatal accident 

Call Ghost Busters  ????

[Who would you call upon seeing an injury or fatal accident?]

22 minutes ago, fishtank said:

Walk past and ignore it like a Thai would do.

Thai's would not do that

They would stand around pointing and taking selfies

A few may give the victim a pat down to locate any valuables that require a new home

[Emergency help for British nationals in Thailand]

On 5/23/2019 at 3:29 PM, colinneil said:

Is this someones idea of a joke?

Call for emergency help, when my wife called the British embassy consular section asking for help/advice, just after i came out of a month long coma..... The clown she spoke to said and i quote..... Not our problem.

You were lucky, they at least answered the phone

Australian mob just the phone ring out

[How much do you spend a month?]

1 hour ago, ThaiBunny said:

I'm paying the same price for hookers as I was paying ten years ago

The same ones ?

[Do you believe in God and why]

Which God are you referring to

After all there ARE many to choose from

Pagan, Hindu, and the rest

Let the believers do their thing and I will continue down the road to ruin enjoying each step

[Recommend any extremely competent, low key Thai immigration lawyers in Bangkok?]

You can get your neighbours dog to do the 90 day report for you, that is if you can train it to bring the pass port back and not sell it

[Thai debt vs entry after 13 years]

On 5/10/2019 at 1:12 PM, metempsychotic said:

I would say that is exactly what the op has done. 

It's an unsecured loan, there is little or nothing that could be done to collect. 

Just hope the lender is the forgiving type with no gun  

[What the xxxx is ceremony day?]

Get a Thai calendar  from your bank ( free ) then you will know when all the Thai government holidays are

By the way after 13 years you don't know when the ploughing day is  ????

Don't worry even my wife finds out the hard way most years, 

[Is it possible to move address to get a residence certificate?]

If you have a rental lease, take it to your local friendly police station,

For 1000 baht each they will give you all the necessary paperwork, it takes about 15 minutes, but that depends on the typing skills of the officer 

[Who pays When Your Deported ?]

1 hour ago, jacko45k said:

Simply a matter of getting someone to pay for the flight! How about a Gofundme page? 

Why not, it seems to work for all the other wasted spaces who like to sponge off everyone 

[Who really suffers]

9 hours ago, lelapin said:

With 2 wives still back in the UK that could be tricky!!!!!

 

Marry her then plead insanity  

[Video: Popular British YouTuber in Thailand diagnosed with cancer but has no insurance]

15 hours ago, roo860 said:

Dirty dog, leaving the cat pregnant, was he a Thai dog?


Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app
 

Yep and he didn't even say goodbye  ????

[Video: Popular British YouTuber in Thailand diagnosed with cancer but has no insurance]

1 hour ago, bristolgeoff said:

Another beggar for go fund me.shameful site 

My cats pregnant and my dog left home.

Any chance of a Go Fund Me donation

[Elite Visa now a serious alternative to 800k in bank?]

On 2/2/2019 at 2:25 PM, sirineou said:

I don't understand this conversation .

It is really a very simple concept. When you purchase an elite visa, and a year later  you need money  they will not refund your money , on the other hand, with the 800k in the bank , you have 800k in the bank,

what is so complicated about that?

Nothing complicated to someone with half a brain, any less and it may be a worrying problem

[Immigration and Embassy's now have shared Database]

I cant see why they cant, Centerlink are matched to all banks and immigration,

They know the time and date you enter Aus and leave

[if you Attend a Govt Sponsored Event and you arent legal]

19 hours ago, ocddave said:

I carry my Passport, Thai Car/Motorcycle Drivers License's, and my Pink Card with me wherever I go, so not too worried. I am guessing I am more legal, especially on the road, or while travelling, then most Thai's, let alone other Farang's. I use a BellRoy Passport sleeve/wallet, it keeps everything together, and I wear Prana, or North Face convertible pants all the time, so everything is securely in a hard to steal from pocket.

Are you hoping to get paid for telling us what you wear  ????

[International Driver Permit From Aaa In Us - Is It Worth Anything In Thailand?]

A few years back I was stopped for speeding. I produced both my IDP and current Australian licence.

After trying to read English with no luck, he asked my G F for her licence, she got the 500 baht fine.

Dont know if thats legal but it worked for him.