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maddas

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  1. I heard ants like sugar and water, but not honey.

    sorry to hear that, you heard wrong, ants are known to raid hives and wipe the bees out for the honey, the poor old bee only has one sting for life, the ants have many, it should never go off, and as previously mentioned it has antiseptic qualities, to taste hive honey and shop honey isnt much difference at all, sadly i had to murder all my bees because both neighbours cried allergy

  2. living in oz an visiting only I was horrified by the number of people on 1 bike on m/c without helmets, I bought one the first day and gave it to my friend when I left, who said I will wear it on long rides, oh ok but I got her to turn the gas bottle off after cooking,. here it has been a fat fine for years to deter the naive from riding without a lid cheers

  3. A bloke calls his mate, the horse breeder, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse

    His mate asks, 'How will I recognise him?'

    'That's easy, he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

    So, the dwarf shows up, and the breeder asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

    'A female horth.'

    So he shows him a prized filly.

    'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

    So the breeder picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

    'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

    So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

    'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

    The breeder is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

    'Nith mouf, can I thee her <deleted>?'

    Totally mad at this point, the breeder grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

    The midget gets up, spluttering and coughing.

    'Perhapth I should wefwaze that'.....

    'Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'

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  4. interesting topic, i doubt drinking milk will make thais taller but i think good nutrition helps any one reach there physical and mental potential, inbreeding with farangs can change the genetics, so this may be an effective way of increasing height take, milk aside my uncle was a butcher and made it to his 90's, he always had the fattest steaks I have seen,,,,, go figure, cheers

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