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  7. Posted

    14 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

    The Ministry of Commerce’s Department of Internal Trade will establish a centre at the middle of next month to hear complaints about private hospitals overcharging patients.

    To prevent misuse with the intend to tarnish the nations image as hub of hub for medical tourism, the addresses and phone numbers will only be available after interview with your local 'Blockwart' at his home office. 

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    From the book “how to become prime minister- for dummies”

    1.       Choose a nice tropical country with a fatalist population

    2.       Buy yourself up the ranks in the military

    3.       Stage a coup d’etat

    4.       Secure absolute power by conveniently modifying the constitution

    5.       Silence even the slightest opposition by force (kill the best and buy the rest)

    6.       Take control over the media, internet, and private phone conversations

    7.       Promise the uneducated masses a “free & fair” election (under your  conditions)

    8.       Organize PR tours and spread some crumbs among the peasants, and promise whatsoever

    9.       Make sure your party wins the “election” by all means, and form a panel of handpicked senators to vote you in as the new PM

    10.   Now change uniforms from olive to white, declare the country a “true democracy” and cash in…

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    12 hours ago, Puchaiyank said:

    proceeded to remove his clothing and put on his bathing suit

    What a horrible catastrophe it must have been to see a naked man at the beach while he was changing his cloth. Hope you fully recovered from the shock. There is a FB group petitioning babies should come to this world in jumpsuits, they just don't know yet who to send it to...

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