[Young delinquents in Observation Center given knowledge on reform and elections]

He told the teens that a good citizen respects rights of others, obeys the rules of society, and is responsible for oneself and the community.

I wonder which country he has in mind talking about this.

[Thailand ranked 34th in world’s happiest country]

I am the happiest in my own world. Best wishes to everyone else.

If you live in LOS would you mind to share your drugs?

[Asia News Network editors agree to tighter collaboration]

Asia News Network editors agree to work on a tighter collar?

[Do not trust online information about bad weather, Meteorological Department warns]

Especially the forecast from the Nation who's editors can't tell the difference between a high- or low pressure front.

[PM to push for people-centred Asean]

Centered around who?

["Liquor ad" crackdown must be fair]

What's the need for "Liquor ads" anyway if one third of the population is already constantly driving on the streets under the influence?

[Thailand agrees closer military ties with China during visit by top Beijing official]

And in joined exercises the Peoples Army get used to the terrain so they can better protect their future railway.

Better have your welcome flower bouquets ready Costas and enough business cards of your local laundry and cleaner service.

[Prayut confident Thailand will meet EU fishery deadline]

Prayut confident Thailand will meet EU fishery deadline

Seems normal in a country where people are confident excavated corpses and spilled noodles on the floor hold the winning numbers for the lottery

[Man kills wife out of Facebook jealousy]

It's not his fault - blame facebook instead as it is a farrang enterprise and without the influence of this evil company Thais would never hurt another.

[Thailand ranked 34th in world’s happiest country]

I'm not surprised 'cause I think many of the participants in the survey here didn't understand the questions while the rest was on Meth and Yaba.

Btw was it a Thai general who came up with the quote: "Happiness is a warm gun"?

[Thailand Named Best Wedding Destination for the 4th Year in a Row]

"Polling for the award was conducted as a reader’s choice over a 6-month period. The poll was available both online and through the magazine. Opinions of leading travel experts were also taken into consideration"

"Opinions of leading travel experts were also taken into consideration"

I wonder if TAT were the leading travel experts

According to their prior activities this is simply impossible as there is way to much prove that the TAT has no leading travel experts.

[Thai govt expects to solve illegal fishing in 3 months]

wow, so many bitterness in this forum acting as though what the government doing is wrong….

Are you the one and only feeling the often quoted "happiness" about it?

[Krabi community lives without electricity for 40 years seeks sympathy from state]

Any statistics how often the bureaucrats received money for providing electricity during the last 40 years already?

[Tokyo Disneyland shows interest in made-in-Thailand products]

Good idea to get cheap plastic objects produced in a country with Mickey Mouse economy and politics.

[Thai industrial production reaches 2-year high in March]

And they pile up all their goods and dream of the times to come when the Thb is down to a competitive level. tzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Thai govt expects to solve illegal fishing in 3 months]

The team has planned four strategies to regain acceptance from the EU.

1. Cheat
2. Lie
3. Mislead
4. Withhold

[Human parts found at a cemetery in Thailand may be linked to black magic business]

And all of you will be blamed for "Thai bashing" if you'd call them medieval morons.

[Krabi community lives without electricity for 40 years seeks sympathy from state]

In a first step the community removed the "Thailand No. 1" stickers from their pickup trucks.

[Suvarnabhumi taxis threaten to protest Friday]

They also want a higher surcharge because their taxis are larger and they can carry more bags than normal taxis.

Wouldn't that be a good idea for Thai Airways? We got bigger (empty) planes than Air Asia hence we increase the price.

And the powerful TAT stays put on this issue?

​Why not threaten any cabby to get his license revoked if he takes part in this hostage situation. There are thousands of unemployed Thais to take over their jobs.

Looks like the dear leader can't bring happiness to the people unless the greedy cabbies are happy.

[Loretta Lynch wins confirmation as US attorney general]

Loretta Lynch.

Now that's what I call a proper name for an American attorney general in a country with 53 executions in 2014.

Looks like the right name can give your career a boost.

[BOI eyes new markets in Kenya, South Africa, Ethiopia & Uzbekistan]

One has to wonder how or why the BOI would think this is a great place to do business. They are all hotbeds of corruption, teeming with human trafficking, forced and child labor. Most willing to sacrifice the entire environment for the smallest of profits. What are they thinking?

On second thought its a perfect fit and logical choice.

They are all hotbeds of corruption, teeming with human trafficking, forced and child labor.

There is nothing to wonder about. The most convenient way to do business is in countries where you instantly feel at home.

[More evidence sought in Thai govt graft probe]

I wonder if they were asked to estimate how long they need to pack their containers and move somewhere else.

Get your travel documents updated and don't forget to read the announcements in the press two weeks before we issue an arrest warrant.

[Thailand Named Best Wedding Destination for the 4th Year in a Row]

But according to Phuket authorities wedding ceremonies at the beach are forbidden...

[Ex-crimebuster Pongpat has more assets seized]

"Ex-crimebuster has more assets seized"

I think it's time to stop describing him as a crimebuster, ex or otherwise, and start calling him a criminal who occasionally made moves against some of the opposition.

Exactly my thoughts. But then it came to me the authors of such articles may already wet their pants with the idea the guy gets out before he served his term (happened here before) and punish them for destroying his reputation...

[Days of Phuket jet-ski extortion 'are over']

I’m getting too old for these kind of messages.

I read: “Days of Phuket tourism 'are over'” and thought- yeah, but what’s the news?