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  1. Mechanics Bible Found on a sign at a lube shop, "He who hath no oil may throw the first rod"
  2. A Few Doctor Jokes A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.” The old man was sitting on the examining table in the doctor’s office, having his hearing checked. The doctor poked his light scope in the old man’s ear and said, “Hey, you have a suppository in your ear!” “Well,” said the old man. “Now I know where my hearing aid is.” My doctor told me I drink too many martinis. I asked hi
  3. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. What do you get when you throw a epileptic in a bowl with some croutons? a seizure salad. What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was the fungi. I can never understand why people say that the Mona Lisa was leonardo da Vinci's best work. I thought hw was quite impressive in 'Titanic' Why was the math textbook clinically depressed? So many problems!
  4. A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife h
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