[National ombudsman orders road safety improvement over Kata Hill]

Let Prayuth handle this, he can pass a law making dying on the hill illegal.

A 20,000 baht fine, and or 6 months in the can for losing your life should put an end to the problem

[US #1 as arrival list tops 50,000 after Thailand reopening - CCSA calls for more SHA accreditation]

 

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US #1 as arrival list tops 50,000 

Kiss the peace and quiet goodbye then.

Personally I'd rather have the Chinese and Russians

[Thailand Pass starts Nov 1, refunds on COE bookings allowed]

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refunds on COE bookings allowed

The difference between "allowed" and "granted" will be interesting

 

A refund will only be granted when Venus, the moon, and the teapot on the kitchen table are perfectly aligned

[Bangkok named world’s best ’workation’ destination]

10 hours ago, webfact said:

These criteria include monthly rents, costs for after-work drinks, average daily hours of sunshine, internet and Wi-Fi speeds, as well as interesting events.

and not forgetting plenty of places to stable your unicorn

[Banks to return money to cardholders who encounter recent irregular transactions]

18 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Mr. Payong reasserted that the fraudulent transactions did not stem from data leaks

Yeah, sure. It's not our fault but we'll refund 

For banks to cover the losses there must be a whole heap of damning evidence to show they are to blame.

[Third booster with half dose of Pfizer vaccine as effective as full dose – study]

Repeat after me "Astra Zenica" - You're now fully vaccinated

20% Astra Zenica, 50% Pfizer. Thailand leads the world in eliminating world vaccine shortages by Christmas.

 

[Medics and health volunteers in Sa Kaew province wear school uniforms to convince students to get vaccinated]

If this works they should try clown outfits for the government

[Prayuth: No drinking, no parties no gambling - don't let your Covid guard down]

Can't be too careful: Expect "no voting"  being added to the list anytime soon. 

[Arguments break out at Bangkok check-in! Passengers for Phuket need test result as well as double vax]

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Passengers didn't realise they needed a negative Covid-19 test result within the last seven days.

They're the lucky ones. No doubt extra hurdles will be added while the travelers are mid air.

 

"Anyone not accompanied by at least two great grandparents, please move to the front and collect your parachute"

[Ayutthaya’s Industrial Estates Learns Lessons Managing Floods]

35 minutes ago, snoop1130 said:

they have learned and developed its tools for dealing with floods since then.

Truck loads of amulets ore on the way as we speak, while Big Tool is praying to the spirits and the chief of the RTP is preparing a statement blaming the Burmese, just in case.

[Don Mueang Airport Readies Flood Prevention]

Floods? What floods?

He whose name, when mentioned, induces widespread vomiting amongst all those in earshot said there wasn't going to be any.

[Police say 47 million baht to repair five water cannon trucks not expensive]

7 hours ago, hotchilli said:

And how does a protester get near enough for long enough to put sand into the fuel tank of a police water canon truck?

I too was wondering how anyone could outsmart the RTP

[UK drops advice against non-urgent travel to 32 destinations]

The Thai hocus pocus approach to vaccination, such as mix and match, along with subcutaneous injections should ensure that Thai vaccines are not recognized.

If they are: witch doctors around the world will rightly feel aggrieved. 

 

Even if the smoke and mirror approach to statistics is believed,  the lifting of travel restrictions will only apply to those vaccinated in countries with a proper vaccination program.

[Opinion: Prayut’s “Livestock Sandbox” nothing but lame attempt to garner local popularity]

8 hours ago, webfact said:

“Livestock Sandbox”

Cabinet reshuffle on the cards?

["Shameful" couple having sex against sacred rubber tree caused storm devastation, say Chiang Mai locals]

Oh dear: Looks like they were bonking up the wrong tree

[PM Prayut: Civil servants must hasten to address people’s problems]

Such a great leader. I'm beginning to understand why he's held in such high esteem

[Investigation into claims official embezzled millions of baht from fund for the disabled]

2 hours ago, webfact said:

the Ministry of Social Development and Human Security was set up to "ensure the welfare of the Thai people".

Mission accomplished

[Man who died of Covid gets TWO reminders in the post to get vaccinated]

Thailand's unstoppable vaccine roll out. 

Next up: Anutin makes vaccinating the dead a priority

 

[Fever, dizziness, nausea common side effects of “Mix & Match” of Sinovac then AZ vaccine shots]

4 minutes ago, robblok said:

So did they subside ? after a while as is normal and happened with me ?

Yes. After about 36 hours I returned back to the normal hell 

 

[Fever, dizziness, nausea common side effects of “Mix & Match” of Sinovac then AZ vaccine shots]

I was already suffering side effects from a prescribed med when I had my first AZ, so I thought "bring it on" can't be any worse.

Never been so wrong in my life,

[Unvaccinated COVID-19 Patients in Thailand Must Receive One Dose within 3 Months]

2 hours ago, Scrotobike said:

Some one educate me PLEASE!

You can't educate pork

[Wife calls the cops to report her husband organizing and playing golf contrary to Covid-19 rules]

Probably because the balls in question weren't of the golfing type and all he was interested in was potting the pink

 

[More empty beds found in Bangkok’s field hospitals as more patients recover]

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More empty beds found in Bangkok’s field hospitals

 

Only to be expected when patients are jumping into bed with each other.

Give me a shout when it's 3 in a bed, I'll infect myself.

[Thai police investigate claims of drug taking and couples sharing beds in field hospitals]

2 hours ago, webfact said:

Evidence about drug use was unclear

A few plastic bags will soon unearth the truth

[All aboard the vaccine bus! Jabs coming to houses of Bangkok residents]

Brilliant!!!

All that's needed now are some vaccines