scottiejohn

And I see you have come again!

A sticky end?

I would have thought a "bob" (old shilling) was cheap for his services or would that be a quick bob in and a bob out before *rsing about and parting good friends? I am of course talking tongue in cheek as the two gay friends Gerald Fitsbob and Bob Fitzgerald commented.

A man went along to a 'spooks' evening at the local Town Hall to hear guest speakers talk about their strange experiences. Sitting at the back, he couldn't hear all that was being said and he began to doze off when suddenly one of the speakers asked loudly, "Now come on, don't be shy, there must be someone here whose had a relationship with a ghost?" Without thinking, the man put his hand up and was asked to come down to the front. "Ladies and Gentlemen, this gentlemen here has kindly volunteered to tell us about his intimate relationship with a ghost. Please give him a warm hand." But the man had come to a sudden halt. "Ghost!" he exclaimed. "I thought you said goats."

Two men are changing in the dressing rooms after playing a game of badminton. After showering, one of them puts on bra and pants. "Heh, what's going on here?" asks his mate, "how long have you been wearing these?" "Ever since my wife found them in my car," he replies.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him intoher quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"

They probably checked their bank balances.

If you have more than one microsoft account (of any type) make sure that skype is logging into the a/c you use for skype and not your standard microsoft/windows default account.

No, you will have paid 4000BHT for a copy of windows which they will have activated using many "one year" systems (we cannot discuss how this works on the forum- PM me if you want a free workaround!). Always check for the "Dos/Ubuntu OS Installed" 'Windows 10-Baht 4000 extra'. Common "small print" scam in CM.

No it is not. Only a minor "think tank" has suggested this. It is also directly related to employment requirements for the elderly in the UK and has nothing to do with 'retirees' already here in Thailand or arriving in the next few years. Quote; "The state pension age should rise to 70 in the next nine years and to 75 by 2035 to boost the British economy, according to Iain Duncan Smith's think tank."

Exactly! Who Knows? So why the doom and gloom? If you do know the Immigration Department's future plans can you lend me your crystal ball as it appears to be the best around!