scottiejohn

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half, a centipede scored so many goals that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my boots!”.

Lying in bed facing the wife, I looked into her eyes and said, "Looking at your face reminds me of the lottery" She replied, "You mean I am worth millions?" I said, "No, I wish you'd bloody roll over!!"

I know we have all had enough of BREXIT even if you are not a Brit but I liked this one!

If she is not happy with you asking questions like that I would just tell her to put a sock in it.

Just go to any area near a bar in Loi Khroi or inside Foxy Lady/Lucky Bar. PS; I obviously have no personal knowledge of these possible actions in those areas. My only knowledge is based on comments by TV members!

Don't hold your breath but I think that is high on the "Groanarama index".

Although this link is old all the methods are still available. https://www.howtogeek.com/272201/all-the-ways-you-can-still-get-windows-10-for-free/#duplicate=0

They have done that with the staff already!

Just say "Big fly chick, spud chop fry, smashy spuddy smashy. quickey quickey". While flapping your arms in a wedding dress should do it!

Your missing important context for this thread by not looking at it. His blog makes it clear that he is a mentally ill person and that mocking him is like bullying the kids on the short bus. Why did you not say that in your post. I will not be looking at the blog but if it is true you should have asked the Mods to close this thread and stop his torment. I suggest the MODS do close this now.

If the quote is anything to go by it as clear as the CM klong water, and just as useful.

I will not be clicking on his "Blog" if that extract posted above is an example of the best of his output. If the OP wishes to get a meaningful point across I would suggest he cuts out the religious hyperbole and gobbledegook and actually produces verifiable proof of his scurrilous allegations. If a "conspiracy theorist" can't even get the background, meaning, application and source of such a simple and easy to find label (conspiracy theorist) it leaves me with absolutely no faith in any other utterances from the same source, whether self seeking and probably monetizing or not! PS; I am not "mocking him"! I pity him and others with the same/similar delusions.

I am glad to see that you don't let easy discoverable facts get in the way of your extensive research. As the CIA was not established until 1947 and the phrase conspiracy theory is cited in a 1909 article in The American Historical Review I can state as a FACT that you are wrong. I beg to state that if you can get that simple fact wrong it does not bode well for the standing of your remaining factual research (sic) PS; My source is the Oxford English Dictionary (OED).