Henryford

What is this guy smoking? The only investment will be in new Mercedes.

Maybe sending the submarine to Phuket might help.

Does anyone know the current transfer fees for a motorcycle at a DLT.

Licences for big bikes ha ha. Most thais don't even have licences for small bikes.

Long queues, a good reason NOT to visit Koh Chang.

I would expect naked dancing girls for that price.

Don't even mention wine !!

And how do i get my visa without the 800k in the bank

I bet half the pick ups in Isaan will soon be repossessed.

Hope it's not my condo. The few children here cause chaos screaming and shouting which reverbarates along every corridor.

For a farang owning a condo there is no "first" name in the blue book. If you add a thai name they are the first and only name.

I thought foreign tourists weren't allowed into Thailand.

I had a walk around on Thursday evening. Pattaya is deader than a ghost town. At least a ghost town has some ghosts.

Worked OK for the Red Bull heir.