This idea is hardly new.....okay, the rubber part may be new….but they've been promoting the rice-burning version of 'Sex toys made in Thailand' for a long time....
At first….in all the excitement he didn’t notice….but it now seems his 3 kilo gold chain is also missing…..oh….and his Patek Philippe Titanium wristwatch…..oh….and his Christian Dior sunglasses…. oh…..and his Air Jordan 10 OVO athletic shoes…. and…. well….oh yeah.....he almost forgot...there was also that bottle of Macallan 1926 whiskey.
The rumor was clarified by pointing out that..…fair, honest, and professional police only extort money from tourists that can afford it…… and everyone knows Saudis have lots of money.
The same way everyone makes rank in the RTP.…intellectual brilliance, unimpeachable honesty, impeccable integrity, tireless work ethic, and patriotic dedication to duty.
The all-seeing, all-knowing, all-powerful, Hero General could change that statute with a simple wave of his magic wand…...but that would never do…..would it?