[Miss Hooters Thailand Beauty Pageant to reach final round on September 30th, Pattaya round recap]

2 hours ago, 2baht said:

I'm hypocritical ay, pack yourself another bong!

 

 

I got it 2baht, but I give a 'Hoot'.

[Who is the Oldest Poster on the Farang Pub? And, can you prove it?]

16 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Keith loved The Stranglers.

 

There is a story behind his love of the Stranglers.  A story which I read many years ago.

 

Personally, I love the Golden Brown tune from the Stranglers.

 

I have ALWAYS loved Golden Brown.

 

There has never been even one day when I did not love Golden Brown.

 

If you want to find Golden Brown, then you know you must come here to Thailand.

 

Brown Eyes, and Golden Brown.

You can not find this combination anywhere else but here.

 

 

Never a frown here.

All smiles.

 

Do you know what 'Golden Brown' refers to?  Do you know where the Mediterranean is situated?  Do you know who the following people are? Hugh Cornwell, Jean-Jacques Burnel, Dave Greenfield, Paul Roberts, Jet Black ?  

 

 

 

 

 

[Chinese backpacker stranded and homeless in Thailand due to COVID-19 lockdowns in China]

he could have walked home by now...

[Thailand reports 3,112 new COVID-19 cases, 12 deaths, 2,921 recoveries]

How can Australia report yesterday around 35000 confirmed, a country of less than 30 million, but Thailand has a figure of 3100 a country of 68 plus million?  Hmmmmm, election anyone ? 

[If You are like Me, then you most certainly love girls between the ages of 23 and 43.]

OP, are you sure you dont have a hidden secret fantasy for Robert Plant. 

Oh those curls, that chest...............   

[Udon Thani police searches home of Swiss national who killed armed intruder at his house after mother of slain man claims almost 300,000 baht was missing]

So, obviously there is person walking around out there with a 300,000 thb receipt, 'Chanote' and a transfer of title from the Lands Dept. complete with the dead mans signature. If not, dead mans mum is telling porkies and could be liable, not to mention completely immoral. 

[Korat man charged with abduction after 14 year old girl calls for help from gas station toilets]

What a brave young girl for making that call, she deserves a medal. As for the driver, he had better be squealing like a pig to save his own backside............. Or he will be squealing like a pig for his backside elsewhere!~!~!

 

[Thailand to introduce 500 baht tourist entry fee from Jan 1st]

2 hours ago, webfact said:

He did the math in the BBN article saying that 1 million tourists would mean 500 million baht.

 

The cabinet will meet to decide the finer details of who should benefit. 

Seriously, someone must have gotten new batteries for his calculator and now all the piggy's are jostling for position at the trough .......

[Amazing Thailand! 400 year old monk saves couple in expressway plunge!]

400 YO? 

[Beware parasites that can get under the skin, warns leading Thai doctor]

A leading Thai doctor says parasites get under your skin???   What a geniuses.................. 

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1 hour ago, ravip said:

Because he was Pining about stuff and could'nt get hard wood ?

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For those in the know = 

Gamma Goblin

cmon, thats funny

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1 hour ago, fangless said:

I am not sure if the answer should be negative or just overexposed but I am sure some of you will have a snappy response to keep me in the picture and maintain my frame of mind!

am still pondering..............................................................................................

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My wife says that I never listen to her,,,,,,  or something like that.

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43 minutes ago, ravip said:

He followed me for 40 minutes, guess he want a rematch. 

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4 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

 

oh nooooooo,,,  yes I pushed play  : (

[British crypto trader mixed up in drugs and guns arrested in Hua Hin]

'It is not clear if he ever faced formal charges for the incident in Samui, which took place last February'.

Says it all really, RIP RTP.............

[Do you Yearn for Days of Yesteryear when Suits and Ties were de Rigueur? Arguably, no matter how hot the weather, dressing UP always improves one’s mood.]

No!

[Mayor explains why Pattaya keeps on flooding]

39 minutes ago, steven100 said:

Get 10 x 30TKomatsu's in and 300 labourers and 30kms of 2ft Humes conc pipes in and it'll be fixed in 6 months forever. 

It's not rocket science ....   just action and do it.

oh wait !    no budget ....     lol

4 footers me thunks...  yes you are right, a bit of action always helps...   Cheers GBW

[Looking to buy 5L to 10L plastic buckets with lids to use for hydroponic plants]

52 minutes ago, macnmotion said:

I've looked. They have some but they are mostly transparent which isn't good, it allows algae, and most of them are ridiculously expensive. I get my 20L containers there for 200 baht each, I don't want to pay 700 or more for a 5L. However I'll have one of my Thai staff search Lazada and Shopee in Thai.

 

Have you access to a Macro store ? They have them.

[Looking to buy 5L to 10L plastic buckets with lids to use for hydroponic plants]

Lazada  ?

[Op-Ed: Thai view on the new AUKUS alliance]

If the French join in, will it simply be called FAUKUS........  Just thinking..............   ????

[Why Do You Think Thai Women Prefer to Hang with You? A Foreigner in a Foreign Land?]

1 hour ago, scubascuba3 said:

No mention of money anywhere in Ops post, keep it real

Didnt realize we were bound to only options in Ops post?????????????

[Do you believe its Cod and why]

I have been Floundering with this, I almost believe there is a Cod in CM.

Nonetheless, In the interim, I have researched and communicated with an old Agnostic Dyslectic friend of mine up there in the North, he not quite sure if there is a Dog...............    boom boom  

 

[Man arrested for rape/murder of woman at computer game shop in Ubon]

7 minutes ago, jaltsc said:

"She had been strangled with a phone charger cable..."

 

Wow!!! Where did he buy his phone charger? My cables keep breaking after a year of normal use.

He bought his charger from Microsoft, its also where he acquired his brain and penis..................