[Fool Not To Move]

" air quality and soup conditions "

 

OMG!  Something wrong with the soup in CM too?

[Retirement Visa Extension at Jomtien. Nightmare !!]

25 minutes ago, Pattaya46 said:

No surprise that your extension has been so slow (10 minutes!), you gave them tonnes of unrequired documents that make the check more complicated !

- Why giving so many documents about/by your wife when asking for a Retirement extension ???

- Why all pages of passport? They just want the details page, original Visa (or Transfer), last Extension stamp, and last enter stamp + TM6

K.I.S.S. 

 

Yeah. 

Wife's condo.

No travel last year on new passport so all the pages empty except for those with the items you mentioned.

They kicked back a duplicate and one of the condo docs.

I think it took so long because I tried to chat him up.

[Retirement Visa Extension at Jomtien. Nightmare !!]

4 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Great point.

For a retirement extension next year full 65K income he will need to show a history of 12 months monthly transfers into a Thai bank account, coded as incoming foreign transfers. No flexibility allowed.  So that would mean he should have already STARTED doing that already. 

Or 800k properly seasoned.

[Retirement Visa Extension at Jomtien. Nightmare !!]

1 minute ago, rott said:

So anybody who has a different experience to you is a neurotic liar with a wild imagination.

Nah, maybe just you?

[Retirement Visa Extension at Jomtien. Nightmare !!]

38 minutes ago, ubonjoe said:

But are you preparing for next year when you will not have a income affidavit by transferring your income in every month from abroad.

DOH!

Are you ready?

(I'll show my B800K stashed ina bank.)

[Retirement Visa Extension at Jomtien. Nightmare !!]

Just back from Jomtien Immigration.  High anxiety preparing all the documents. I had gotten an income letter from the US Embo. in Dec. Copied all the docs same as last year.  Marriage cert., wife's condo ownership papers, Wifey's ID, all pages used in my passport.  Completed application form and photo. All signed by wifey and me.

I cleared the reception desk with ticket 818.

Sat down at 10:29AM. Counter clicked from 817. Gave the sporty young dude all my stuff. He looked all my docs over and underlined some stuff with yellow highlighter, handed unneeded papers back.  I had to sign the new rules acknowledgement.  He asked for the B1900, handed me a chit and told my to come back Monday aft.

I was on the street calling my wife to come pick me up at 10:39.

Because of posts by some anal retentive OCD posters, I also took old passport, bankbooks, US docs showing sources of my funds.  All of which were not requested or needed.

I just took the same stuff as last year.

 

Oh, I had the nightmare last night, but I woke up, had a piss and a puff or two of some medicine, went back to bed.

[IO's to the rescue!]

Yeah Imm at Jomtien is good.

[Anyone know what these are and should I remove them ?]

Ut ultrices vestibulum magistratus 

 

Quite common in Thailand

 

[The "beautiful Thai girl" myth?]

Northern Vietnamese women in average are the most attractive to me.

 But all cats are the same color when the lights are off.

 

 

 

[The Chiang Rai drama should open our eyes]

Well written, but <deleted>.

 

I urge all TV contributors to smoke up after you contribute, not before.

[Wrongfully Blacklisted - What Can I Do to Remove My Name]

Get tough, life can be a <deleted>.

[Domestic violence in Thailand advice]

Two pussies in your house.

Abandon her you dolt.

[Are single women in Thailand into make up?]

Saying " 'I thought you might like to buy some makeup'"

Has been determined to be harmful to a man's health and a women's ego.

 

 

[Issues with my thai family]

Screw him!

[Disgraceful Language for a Public Place]

Big Bird has voluntarily apologized for his inappropriate sign which has negatively affected the world wide image and reputation of the Thai military and police and other Thai muppets

[Why are 50 and 500 baht currency notes used sparingly?]

Obviously various political parties are beginning to hoard the 500 Bhat notes in hopes of an election.

[Fed Up with so called 'Tourist Attractions']

Me too!

So I don't go.

[Going from company to retirement, what should i be aware of ?]

Boredom

[Accurate information on Thai ownership/driving laws.]

Consider yourself a lucky foreigner

If a poor drunk unlicensed uninsured Thai had hit you,

you might be expected to pay for repairs to the bike and medical for the driver.

[Too old for Thailand?]

Come live in Thailand.

Lots of old gimp duffers where I live.

Many wheelchaired, many three wheel motorbikes.

Cheaper than the West.

No place is perfect

If it doesn't work you can always go home.

 

Or do a jumper! (Ha ha)

 

 

[Wife won’t leave the apartment.]

Grow a pair!

Your the problem!

 

 

[Why do Expats Troll each other in Thailand?]

Because all things are possible in paradise!

[Do you have a shed ?]

1 hour ago, keithpa said:

Instead of a shed, i have a deck. I love my deck. My wife loves relaxing on it, my friends all admire my deck.Its not too big, but its sturdy. I polish it regularly.

 

Exactly my situation.  Oh! I misread.  Its deck not dick, right?

 

Sure its not dick?

[Noisy Pit Bull Next Door]

Record the dog.

Play it back at night when neighbors are home.

[Who's at fault in this scenario?]

If you were in any of the cars and were in Thailand, 

 

YOUR FAULT