terryofcrete

Shower of see you next Tuesdays...lol

I know people ,family and included, that would not holiday in Thailand a second time as they like wine and imported wine is a scandalous price due to tax..

If there was no prostitution in Pattaya the s-hole would be empty...oh wait... there is no prostitution in Pattaya !

I visited my son in Moscow when he worked there, before I Went over he warned me not to be my usual self. Don't laugh and joke with the immigration , don't hold the door open for anybody, being nice is a sign of weakness ...lol.. I also learned the spasiba/pajalsta/privyet... or whatever . He was there for 4 years , I only went twice ...

Last time I looked Phuket was in Thailand ? Why should they learn Russian , wrong way round ...

God help the other passengers on his flight home !

Stunned and horrified. I'll need therapy!

I'm a cleaner Farang when I'm in Thailand .... I really miss the bumgun when I go home ... lol

Lock her up!

If they find a spaceman with a shovel and a pickaxe could they bring him home to Pattaya to fill in a few holes ..in the Soi..of course...

Oh please do ..and put it on Pornhub....

My sometimes LLT lady has a QR code on her back ! She says it's a religious tattoo but I know better !

It's a #thole...

U get it in yer noodles in Took Lai De

Dead right...all they need is our money

Phuket is ripoff territory.. brought about by locals

Shiny glow in the dark ladies.

Is there a job title such as Enema Drug Extraction Officer ? Someone has to do it ?

I have windows in my house.

Yummy... Baklava ...with ice cream !

Check the SUV and DM Arrivals for that evening from Guess Where !

This is Asean Now...stop using highfalutin words!

That is not in the nature of a Russian...no Siree...

A lot of them ! And fat too ! Too many Korat Noodles !