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Risky Business

He needs a win, any win at this point. Not that it matters, Thaksin has already referred to him as a temp more or less.

Wait, which 300 baht is this, the 'if farang breaks leg' one or the 'if farang eat all the mangoes' one?

wow, that's a reasonable reaction to being told there would be no boom boom, what a baboon. She narrowly avoided getting her head slammed into the the door frame or thrown through the glass.

Whatever you do, do not google manboobs to post a funny picture. Google's algorithm is going to have a field day with your profile.

You've just given me the name for my autobiographical memoir. thank you

next post Image of Blurry Boobs generates 11 pages of posts and (somehow) a heated discussion about middle eastern politics. We need the experts to weigh in: Mike Lister, we need to know how her boobs are affecting tourism and the Thai economy overall. Liverpool Lou, we need you to respond to our juvenile posts and refute with extreme prejudice. Cheryl, we need to know the medical ramifications, health hazards, to herself and others.. and to add a touch of class to the proceedings. Who's the Visa/Immigration person these days? DrJack?

yes We're doing the lords work

It's okay, nobody is genuinely concerned, we all just saw some blurry boobs on a woman in a sarong and.. and, it's going to take some time for us to process that.

TAT settled for TIT? you see what I did there

..and next time organise a table, you know, like grownups use for important meetings. Visiting officials love to keep PowerPoint printouts on their laps.

Don't bother with F1, go Demolition Derby's and Tuk Tuk jousting.

Using soft power in an attempt to gain the power of Grayskull

Stop doubting Cinderella, she's got this. Just imagine it, 20 million trained Muay Thai PT warriors, glorious!

grr math at 7am

I enjoy the informal way of things, although please stop asking me to taste the food in your hand that you keep holding up to my face after I just saw you changing your toddler. It's aroi, good, you try it, just try it, very good. Yes, I'm sure it is but why do I smell poop.

He is either willfully not understanding his true position or it's a "the show must go on" thing. Doesn't matter either way but I'd guess a little from column A and a little from column B. Still, have to keep in mind politicians at his level are surrounded by a crew of sycophants all telling them "good job" and "that's a great idea". They're only human after all and we are a gullible breed.

Everything loosey goosey as usual. Can't wriggle later if you don't give yourself wriggle room now. I wonder how the Thai rich are going to avoid all this.

so much stupid at so many levels

how dare you sir teehee

Wait, farang องคชาต, I think I've heard that in the 7/11 when I visit, but not in a good way, I'm not sure what the word in Thai is for small.

This. His 'little book of secrets', the type of book they all seem to have to one degree or another, may still hold a few toe curlers.

Poor little girl RIP

What the hell are you talking about, more flowery I say! We need a Shakespearean text mode.

Wait, does this mean we're all not ..special anymore