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Brilliant stuff, give me another fat batsard order to go (with proper chips on the side, none of your french fried rubbish here please), keep it coming, havent laughed so much in ages, oh so true.
The "Oloha Fat Bastard Double Big Kahuna Burger " Meal Combo consists of our signature Samurai Pua'a Pua'a (Double Pork Mince Patties), Double Tasty Cheese, Teriyaki Sauce and Onion Topped With Melted Cheddar, Pineapple & Chili Flakes all on a Sesame Seed Bun with Lettuce and Carrot, PLUS your choice of Chang Classic (large/small) or 3 shots of Lao Khao (M150 bottle of LK for drive through service)
Only 103 baht at participating outlets....
Promotion starts 07/02/2014
Excellent stuff, would that be kosher or non kosher for our more PC internet subscribers?
Pls fwd a double fat batsard chilli dog with freedom fries, dipped in lard, double dollop of black pudding, none of your PC fat knacker gut busting salad crap, double mayo pls.
Oh yeah, best make it a diet Pepsi to go.
All fries are hand carved World Famous Crinkle Cut Wedges (Only at Mc'99s) deep fried in the purest bacon grease known to science.
No Pepsi, only Chang or Lao Khao!
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Do you do deliveries?
Over the internet?
Could I download an order fatty gristle in intestine with deep-fried reconstituted potato?
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Star Trek like teleportation notwithstanding Laddie, we cannae do direct delivery over the innertubes.
But, if angry rice farmers and pretty much everybody else with an axe to grind gets off the streets we will be doing
motocy deliveries of all current menu items as well as March's promotional "Meals Of The World, Assorted Offal'n'Scraps in a Random Animals Large Intestine" Meal Deal in the greater Bangkok area.
A double order of traditional Bhlaggis & Chips comes with a 375 ml bottle of genuine Blend 285.
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Brilliant stuff, give me another fat batsard order to go (with proper chips on the side, none of your french fried rubbish here please), keep it coming, havent laughed so much in ages, oh so true.
The "Oloha Fat Bastard Double Big Kahuna Burger " Meal Combo consists of our signature Samurai Pua'a Pua'a (Double Pork Mince Patties), Double Tasty Cheese, Teriyaki Sauce and Onion Topped With Melted Cheddar, Pineapple & Chili Flakes all on a Sesame Seed Bun with Lettuce and Carrot, PLUS your choice of Chang Classic (large/small) or 3 shots of Lao Khao (M150 bottle of LK for drive through service)
Only 103 baht at participating outlets....
Promotion starts 07/02/2014
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Due to a recent court decision Mc'99s would like* to announce that it's market leading
minor targeted Happy Meal Deal will be renamed as the Mc'99s "Are You Happy Now" Meal Deal...
*This was a (corrupt) court ordered announcement made under duress..
Paid for and spoken by Necron99.
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Please Sir, Can I have the puzzle toy?
Our exciting puzzle toys are free with any kiddies meal deal purchase as stated in our promotional material....
It's an educational* and colourful puzzle toy sure to delight and keep the kids occupied for hours.
Any resemblance to a used lighter with 2 zip ties attached is purely coincidental, any public reference to such a similarity may be considered libelous.
* Can also be used to light smokes and start fires.**
** Once you solve the puzzle.....We have been assured by the manufacturer Hasburno that any child who is smart enough to solve the puzzle is also mature enough to use it responsibly.
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May I suggest that their tile grout in the photo looks full of nasties and should be replaced with perhaps a stainless steel top........
Thanks for the advice, but it was covered (and discounted*) in both the criminal and civil suits as well as the numerous so called "cease and desist" orders from the law firm Ben, Dover & Takeit representing some clown called Ronald.........
* appeal pending.....
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So, what is the story behind the fantastic success of the Mc'99s franchise?
We asked Owner Necron99 how it all began........
Pretty much disgusted with the state of Thai market "food" these days and being a 4 hours away from Burger King I have decided to start my own fast food chain. The secret to success is of course drawing in the kiddies, so the venerable Mc'99 Happy Meal is first one the menu!
Borrowing heavily on Henry Fords' work, an efficient, ergonomic production line has been created in our new state of the art food science lab.Lime JuiceCorianderFlour, salt and CuminEggPanko and chili flakesIt's simple, that's the key.....Mc'99 Food Science Laboratory.......Dip, roll, coat, dunk, cover, fry.Add a side order of our World Famous Crinkle Cut Wedges ( Only at Mc'99s!) and some hot dipping sauce in a souvenir Mexican peasant bowl that's yours to keep*! And we're done.I'm pretty proud of what the guys over in marketing have done.They have worked their butts off getting packaging and creative content to make sure we get into the right marketspace.The puzzle toy was my idea.....I think it will be a hit with the kiddies.*If a Mexican guy approaches you in the carpark and says something like "¿Dónde está mi plato?" Just tell him to "Vahmos!"-
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STOP THE PRESS!!
Necron99, developer of the new Fast Food chain taking the world and N/E Thailand by storm has announced it's first new franchise!Mc'99's has entered into a limited agreement with Saloon Bar & Goat Emporium powered by Teak..*Door to both expand and take over the existing kitchen and several nearby hootches.Located in the idyllic northern hinterland tourist town of Mai Arse, the new eatery has been an instant hit and has already picked up a number of loyal repeat customers. So many infact that we are now advertising the full time position of customer picker upper (vomit proof uniform supplied).Another happy customer relaxing in the spacious tropical beer garden at SB&GE-Mc'99s
As can be seen from our latest publicity shots, Mc'99s has spared no expense in revamping the look and feel with top notch signage and landscaping.
SB&GE proprietor ChangMakLoon said he would miss his usual diet of rodents, offal and insects slathered in rotting fish mucus, but was sure the outlet would be a boon to the local economy.As an opening promotion Mc'99s head office is giving away a months supply of Mc'99s meals to any reader who can correctly name the featured customer!The press were also given a sneak peak at coming additions to the menu range after extensive human trials of new recipes produced no known fatalities*!Watch this space!*That criminal courts** could prove were definitively linked to the consumption of Mc'99s food.** Civil suits may still be pending....-
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Call the cops like in any country and detain them until they get there.
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Here is my baby...
Looks great, loving the rims!
How much did you pay for the wheels and tyres, if you don't mind?
Thanks!
I imported them by myself... couldn't find something nice here...
Bullshit.
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Next they will start paying farmers to not grow rice so they can save on storage costs and spoilage.
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He already has that, so I'm not sure why he needs those. He transfers to bank accounts often so he knows what he's doing. I sent him that link. Hopefully it will help. Thanks for that
Well then politely suggest that the person he is dealing with in his company or bank is an idiot and suggest he talk to someone else or educate them.
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Thailand does not subscribe to the IBAN system.
He needs your SWIFT code and account number.
They typically also require the name address and phone of the recipient.
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Why would a 3.2 meter solid dish be almost 5 times the price of a 1.80 meter solid offset dish.We have a 3.2m (10') petal solid dish here - first offer over THB 10,000, (normal cost at trade THB 32,000 but this is used) take it away in your pick up truck.
D19 หน้า จาน KU180cm
( 7,000.-)
หน้าจาน 180 cm
ใช้งานระบบ โดยเฉพาะรับ Dream TV
Pi.
Math.
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I think you are right marshbags, but i always try to keep in mind, in any matter regarding moderation, that the team that has this thankless task, are unpaid volunteers taking time out of their own day to keep the forum running smoothly.
Personally, i have never understood why anyone would take on such a job with no remuneration, but that they do, and i therefore understand why they sometimes perhaps don't feel inclined spending more time than they already are, sending the sort of PMs you mention. I agree though, they would be appreciated.
Definitely not a reference to what you have posted Rixalex just an extention of it.
Perhaps I used to be spoilt but I always received notification initially when my posts were questionable and it was always fair comment / moderation I must add.
I mentioned the PMing based on then, but again basic communication civily given, especially when taking time out to file a report should likewise returned, after all we all have other important things to take care of, well most of us anyway.
If I was to just active the report button without a message for example, no one would have a clue what is happening just as we don,t in this situation.
marshbags
I agree that the old style of sending friendly messages asking folks to tone it down or leave it has disappeared recently.
It does seem to be a more confrontational style of managing things from my perspective at least.
All it has served in my case is I will post less and less on certain parts of the forum.
Confrontational? really?
Do you have some sort of problem buddy?
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If money isn't an issue, hire a P.I.
They do amazing things in Thailand.
My penny-thoughts: He's probably involved in an accident or any other event that cost his life without carrying any kind of ID.
Well aren't you a ray of sunshine.
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A plane ticket home.
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This is pretty vague...but.
if you drive on the expressway from Pinglao to Cheang Wattana once you are on the straight bit to immigration there is a reasonably big shop on the left. Brown and yellow. Cant miss it.
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i went to school with a guy who could do that.
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Bamboo had taken over my sisters house.I have cut it down,poisoned it,it still keeps on growing.
I'm thinking about taking A backhoe and digging down and taking it out by the roots.
If it's the running kind, that is pretty much what you have to do.
Dont leave any chopped up bits behind.
Just watched the video, good stuff but they nearly blew it with the type of bamboo and the weather. It actually made me sit back and start thinking back to my biology class days (my brain hurts now) - of course it's actually part of the grass family and propagates in the same way by sending out runners and shoots. Thanks again
PS yep we've still a lot of hard work ahead
There are basically two classes, the running kind which can destroy you, and the clumping sort which doesnt spread but needs to be thinned.
Ornamental should always be clumping, unless you grow it in an old iron bathtub.
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Bamboo had taken over my sisters house.I have cut it down,poisoned it,it still keeps on growing.
I'm thinking about taking A backhoe and digging down and taking it out by the roots.
If it's the running kind, that is pretty much what you have to do.
Dont leave any chopped up bits behind.
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Plate update.
Just got a call from the dealer, plates are being ems'd to as as we speak. So that was about a 6 week wait.
maybe the supply issues have been resolved.
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I'm only here for the beer.
Edit: That's not strictly true, I enjoy roaming the forum and reporting people to the mods. Yes it was me!
Always picked you for a Grass, a right little Nigel you were in school I bet.
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That probably cost millions to get done..
New Fast Food Franchise & Pub in Issan!
in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
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Just 3 km down a dark cobra infested track and only 20 km from the Khon Kaen highway turnoff.
Or, if you are in the area just head due south from Mai Nads and you can't miss it.
Lab results are clean and we are good to go!
Here's the latest addition.
Aloha Fat Bastard Double Big Kahuna Burger " ™
Meal Combo consists of our signature Samurai Pua'a Pua'a (Double Pork Mince Patties), Double Tasty Cheese, Teriyaki Sauce and Onion Topped With Melted Cheddar, Pineapple & Chili Flakes all on a Sesame Seed Bun with Lettuce and Carrot, PLUS your choice of Chang Classic (large/small,, warm or cold) or 3 shots of Lao Khao (M150 bottle of LK for drive through service)
A special behind the scenes look!