[Phuket’s ‘Russian invasion’ – they’re here to stay]

9 minutes ago, VBF said:

No - wouldn't work...they've got no bottle 🙄

 

OK 

 A change of mind. We adorn it with Ukranian and Russian regalia, and call it Draft Dodgers - Make Love, Not War. 

[Phuket’s ‘Russian invasion’ – they’re here to stay]

Would a Ukranian adorned beer bar called Draft Dodgers (Bottles Only) be a good business idea? 

[Picture of Israeli soldier holding Thai flag causes a stir]

So Thai rural workers were slaughtered by Hamas on October 7, but Thailand doesn't want to take sides. Showing all the backbone that they did in WW2. 

[Fatal Big Bike Collision in Phuket Claims Three Lives, Leaves One Young Woman Injured]

Post on Facebook says the Swede was with his wife going home and the Russian came from behind and cleaned them up. They weren't riding together as this article seems to imply. 

[Thai cops probe groping incident by foreign men in Bangkok]

It's different when Ladyboys do it, because they're just using sexual assault as a ruse to get your wallet. 

[Australian man under investigation for road rage incident near Bangkok (video)]

Given the tacky jewelery and the fact that he's riding around Bangkok with headphones on, I have to conclude he's a dimwit who brought this on himself. 

[British lookalikes forge unlikely friendship on flight to Thailand]

How often would this happen to Mohammed? 

[UPDATE: Swiss man’s visa revoked]

Rug up!

 

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[British Man Arrested for Allegedly Selling LSD and Ecstasy on Turtle Island in Surat Thani]

He's lucky they can't count past 25.

[Thai woman assaulted by Swiss man in Phuket]

On 2/29/2024 at 9:37 AM, harrycallahan said:

Start by checking land boundaries and development approvals. He'll soon shut up. 

 

Called it! 

 

It's Phuket, it's beachfront, ipso facto... 

 

"The steps have since been deemed by Phuket officials public land and encroaching on the beach." 

 

 

[Thai woman assaulted by Swiss man in Phuket]

Start by checking land boundaries and development approvals. He'll soon shut up. 

[Moroccan arrested for murder of Austrian DJ on Koh Pha-ngan]

17 hours ago, n00dle said:

now explain to me again how whether or not the dude had a work permit is germane to being clubbed to death. 

Well he was austrian, which is almost germane, and he was a club DJ🤔

[Tragic scooter crash in Thailand leaves Queensland dad in coma]

Should have had insurance then the protective shield provided by his contract would have allowed him to walk away without injury. 

[Much Ado About Elephant Pants in Thailand]

I thought elephant pants was when you pull your pockets out and let your trunk hang out. 

[Aussie woman zaps back to life after electrifying encounter with deadly jellyfish near Koh Pha Ngan]

She's lucky they had vinegar handy, given the alternative treatment. 

[Safety Concerns Surge in Pattaya as Low-Hanging Signs Pose Threat to Tourists]

Compounded by the fact that the bright sign is surrounded by dull grey which blends into the background, so people might think they're missing it but aren't. 

[Passengers and crew rescued from sinking ferry in Gulf of Thailand]

"started taking on water after a pump broke down"

 

This is incorrect: it was already taking on water before the pump stopped working. Obviously it was only the functioning pump which was preventing the boat from filling up with water. 

[Brutal Pit Bull Attack Shocks Community; Victim Succumbs to Injuries]

11 hours ago, Jing Joe said:

yup.     Do some research and be surprised as I was. Cats are very sensitive. A regular large black feral cat visitor here didnt return. Way over-dosed it with  500mg.  But note:- dogs bodyweight is relative.  Pit Bulls? do the sums and "kill or get killed."

Quote> "

What happens if a dog has 1 paracetamol?  (500mg)

A dose as small as 150mg of paracetamol per kg of body weight is considered lethal in dogs. However, any dose larger than 75mg per kg of body weight is considered toxic to dogs and will likely cause serious illness, including damage to your pooch's liver and kidneys.

 

IBUBRUFEN?  Can be deadly too. Research it.

 

I hope you get poisoned to death. I'm sure it's acceptable for me to post that because here you are making multiple posts promoting illegal and painful animal poisoning in an urban setting where people's pets will be susceptible. 

[Pattaya punch-up: Ex-US soldier seeks answers as Thai man delivers unexpected blow]

4 minutes ago, sikishrory said:

The Man of Steel has arrived

'Steel plate in head' will be another anecdote oft recited. 

[Policeman In Hot Water For Letting Chinese Tourist Wear Uniform]

Meh, let him keep it. Couldn't be any worse at the job. 

[Pattaya police explain alleged bribery in child prostitution case]

Germans care? A German judge just let 8 rapists walk after the prolonged gang rape of an intoxicated 15 year old in a Hamburg park. They received the diversity discount. A ninth rapist got 2 years 9 months. 

[Australian Tourist Allegedly Loses 200,000 Baht to Pickpocket on Pattaya Tour Bus]

The largest Australian note is $100. 95 of those is a stuffed wallet. 

[Lost in translation: Thai road sign riddle baffles tourists]

The Chinese-Thai approaching the sign was heard to say Wat Da Fook. 

[Distraught Foreigner In Multi-Vehicle Crash In Chonburi]

Living the dream. 

[Brit left with one leg shorter than other after botched surgery in Thailand]

Let's raise $50 and get this kid a 3cm orthopaedic heal.