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They missed out ..... so please redirect the brown envelopes appropriately.

https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/society/boredom-in-switzerland-leads-to-an-elephant-refuge-in-thailand/47207918 Probably from renting out the group of former American soldiers he employs. Why does a Swiss guy who used to work in 'security' want to employ former US soldiers to help him run an Elephant sanctuary? Especially when his landlord is a former Thai Army Pilot One can only wonder his true source of income. Sound more like the A team than the E Team here But he is connected. A friend of a friend. Watch the brush start to sweep it under the carpet. https://thainewsroom.com/2024/03/04/senior-phuket-policeman-just-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-swiss-man-facing-charges/

Great idea, especially the ones who drink when they are not supposed to, use the services of bar girls, use ATMs to bypass the banking system, drive too fast, moan about everything, work the visa system, wear bad fashion, and sport tangas way beyond the 25yr old age ceiling Leave the country to the single foreigner left after the purge.

That a great combination of words that bear no relation to each other. The first and last are opposites of each other and the one in the middle is simply impossible to do unless you turn off the internet for everyone. Great plan and well thought out rhetoric

Isn't it ironic that the bottom of the barrel you are already scraping always seems to have a false floor where you can scrape much deeper when it comes to Thailand.

There are way better places to live, where you are treated like a god, welcomed with open arms and respected by all. Thailand brings to mind the words Flog, Dead and Horse I live in another place where is perpetual summer, y is so so cheap, where the locals bend over backwards to help me and the visa system is designed to welcome us to come and spend our cash with them. Should have moved on long ago mate. Don't ask me where I am, you go look for yourselves like I did. Im keeping my place secret.

What a disingenuous argument.. You can't pull a roll of facts together that simply have the word 'Foreigner' attached then link them together in a nonsensical justification of something that is nothing to do with most of the subjects. The fact is, Thailand lets criminals and undesirables in, then moans that all foreigners are to blame for everything. It's the idiots they let in, not all the foreigners to blame here. The immigration control is what is at fault. They let these morons enter and then extend their visas. In a metaphorical way, simply ticking a box saying 'I am not a criminal' is not much of a vetting process Fault where fault lies please.

There's quite a few folks in these places that resemble farm animals. No need to go out of species here if he likes that rural on all fours approach. Just close his eyes and think of Dobbin. 🐴

I suggest a small step ladder...

Its a double edged sword I'm afraid. They can't go round quoting Farmers Weekly, or some other unknown magazine they pay to advertise in, ranking them the best either. NOTE Farmer Weekly does not rank airports. They probably rank Manure though, so I felt it appropriate to use that as a pretend source for ranking Suvarnabhumi and Don Mueang Airports where, if their senior management were ranked as Manure, they would be in the top 3 at least..

I'm not sure holding hands will solve this. But it will look good when you get the immigration desk. Very friendly.

Speak for yourself Mine don't

An oxymoron if ever I heard one Anyway, last time I heard he is elected by the people so they should stop bleating like goats and just get on with their work. I hope he gets in and the constant witch hunt to block the peoples choice of president will be beaten Then he should exact vengeance on all those people who tried to find every avenue to take him down on his journey back to the top seat As you sow, so shall you reap.

And the eskimos in the flat below haven't plugged an extension cord in somewhere

OMG the heads of the Thai police are corrupt? We'll be finding out that bears sh*t in the woods next It can't be true

I have the body of a God. Unfortunately its more like the chinese buddah and I can confirm, nakedness is often next to me. Normally about 4 times a week So you can tell whoever brought you up, they were right

Does it matter what I think? That's their own business.

Perhaps there a Pokemon character called Flixia the Strangled Cat I don't know about then. You can hear my partner from 2 blocks away when she's on the phone. Busy churning out a rapid stream of high pitched Thai words that sound like 15 pairs of fingernails scraping down a blackboard.

Well that's messed up my Valentines day. I had planned to go out with a group of my teenage friends loaded with drugs and knuckledusters; beat up some tourists then race my mates through the streets Pattaya to the bar on the other side of town to get drunk. So i will have to settle taking my girlfriend out for a romantic meal instead. Damn it!!

Bit like getting a Thai divorce...

Not very good I am told Unless you like having your butt hole used as the prison jizz repository

That's for a John to ascertain and make sure of. Its a tough one as some Thai girl look younger than they are and some young girls look older.. If in doubt, don't go near it. The excuse that she looked over 18 does not wash I'm afraid. If you don't want to spend a long time in prison and be labelled as a sex offender for the rest of your life, check government issued ID and make absolutely sure of It. You have to be the one who protects yourself. No one else is going to do it

Drink it. If it tastes like skimmed milk it is skimmed milk. If you die it's probably not.

More chilled than using a Taser I suppose. The take down probably took between 30-120 mins.

The economy version