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Muzzique

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  1. There are way better places to live, where you are treated like a god, welcomed with open arms and respected by all. Thailand brings to mind the words Flog, Dead and Horse I live in another place where is perpetual summer, y is so so cheap, where the locals bend over backwards to help me and the visa system is designed to welcome us to come and spend our cash with them. Should have moved on long ago mate. Don't ask me where I am, you go look for yourselves like I did. Im keeping my place secret.
  2. What a disingenuous argument.. You can't pull a roll of facts together that simply have the word 'Foreigner' attached then link them together in a nonsensical justification of something that is nothing to do with most of the subjects. The fact is, Thailand lets criminals and undesirables in, then moans that all foreigners are to blame for everything. It's the idiots they let in, not all the foreigners to blame here. The immigration control is what is at fault. They let these morons enter and then extend their visas. In a metaphorical way, simply ticking a box saying 'I am not a criminal' is not much of a vetting process Fault where fault lies please.
  3. There's quite a few folks in these places that resemble farm animals. No need to go out of species here if he likes that rural on all fours approach. Just close his eyes and think of Dobbin. 🐴
  4. Its a double edged sword I'm afraid. They can't go round quoting Farmers Weekly, or some other unknown magazine they pay to advertise in, ranking them the best either. NOTE Farmer Weekly does not rank airports. They probably rank Manure though, so I felt it appropriate to use that as a pretend source for ranking Suvarnabhumi and Don Mueang Airports where, if their senior management were ranked as Manure, they would be in the top 3 at least..
  5. I'm not sure holding hands will solve this. But it will look good when you get the immigration desk. Very friendly.
  6. An oxymoron if ever I heard one Anyway, last time I heard he is elected by the people so they should stop bleating like goats and just get on with their work. I hope he gets in and the constant witch hunt to block the peoples choice of president will be beaten Then he should exact vengeance on all those people who tried to find every avenue to take him down on his journey back to the top seat As you sow, so shall you reap.
  7. And the eskimos in the flat below haven't plugged an extension cord in somewhere
  8. OMG the heads of the Thai police are corrupt? We'll be finding out that bears sh*t in the woods next It can't be true
  9. I have the body of a God. Unfortunately its more like the chinese buddah and I can confirm, nakedness is often next to me. Normally about 4 times a week So you can tell whoever brought you up, they were right
  10. Perhaps there a Pokemon character called Flixia the Strangled Cat I don't know about then. You can hear my partner from 2 blocks away when she's on the phone. Busy churning out a rapid stream of high pitched Thai words that sound like 15 pairs of fingernails scraping down a blackboard.
  11. Well that's messed up my Valentines day. I had planned to go out with a group of my teenage friends loaded with drugs and knuckledusters; beat up some tourists then race my mates through the streets Pattaya to the bar on the other side of town to get drunk. So i will have to settle taking my girlfriend out for a romantic meal instead. Damn it!!
  12. Not very good I am told Unless you like having your butt hole used as the prison jizz repository
  13. That's for a John to ascertain and make sure of. Its a tough one as some Thai girl look younger than they are and some young girls look older.. If in doubt, don't go near it. The excuse that she looked over 18 does not wash I'm afraid. If you don't want to spend a long time in prison and be labelled as a sex offender for the rest of your life, check government issued ID and make absolutely sure of It. You have to be the one who protects yourself. No one else is going to do it
  14. Drink it. If it tastes like skimmed milk it is skimmed milk. If you die it's probably not.
  15. More chilled than using a Taser I suppose. The take down probably took between 30-120 mins.
  16. Sorry, I meant 500ml... My mistake... metric
  17. They all look totally encouraged. Best of all is the brown paper bags they all have on their desk containing the bung for turning up. Go figure
  18. Well that's OK then. A pint sized Thai girl has the strength to hold a lion back. Totally safe Let's hope it wises up and eats her. One less idiot in the gene pool.
  19. Anyone who is stupid enough to walk around displaying wealth in a country that has many desperate people scratching a basic living is a fool. He's lucky to get away with a simple theft. If he was taking $8000 to the bank he would not wear it round his neck in a see-through bag with a quick release clasp at the back of his neck.. Plonker
  20. Spot on, and injuries may be to the systemic nerves, heart or brain function. You can't see them.
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