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Mister MXYZPTLK

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  1. HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA BEST COMEDY SHOW EVER! It not about the money, It’s about the CARS! HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA ????
  2. Do the math! 1B divided by 17,000 tourists is approximately $1900 USD per person. take 335,000 hotel nights at an average of $100 USD/night and that’s approximately $1400 (assuming 14 nights since domestic air travel is grounded). So outside of hotels, the local economy received $500 (divided by 14 days) or $35/day in tourist income. We’ll BUST MY BUBBLES! FANTASTIC! Time to go shopping for a YACHT! WHOOPPIE!
  3. 70% of the 70M population is 49M. where are the 49M doses of the vaccine coming from? Fully vaccinated means 98M doses. my question is Why didn’t any of the reporter or news media ask him to explain how he arrived at his figures? does anyone in this govt know basic math?
  4. The Big question remains…. WHY would anyone want to travel to Thailand with all of the restrictions and massive Covid Outbreaks when they can travel elsewhere without having to jump through all the hoops? When I asked many friends are you coming to visit Thailand this year, the answer was a flat out NO! They said they look at 2024 when things return to normal. When I was in Bangkok at the Beginning of July, I witnessed clinics overflowing with ExPats, with their entire families, waiting to take their PCR Tests in order to get on a plane out of Thailand. Most of them said, they’re not considering returning for at least a few years. They’re safer in their own countries. I guess that sums it all up.
  5. I think Everyone here is being a little short sighted on this subject. The JEDI will restore Order and Peace to Thailand, once they finish fighting General Grievous, Count Dooku, and the rest of the clone Army. At least that’s what the Gov’t is counting on.
  6. I believe that biggest problem the Gov’t faces is that NONE of them speak ENGLISH Fluently. Therefore, if someone were to post that “everything in fine for the ones that are dead”, the Gov’t will interpret it as “Come to Thailand, bring your money and DIE and everyone will be happy”. That’s the real problem. Comedy and Sarcasm doesn’t cross the Pond. It’s like talking to a DOG. What you say, what you think he heard, and what he does are totally different.
  7. He sounds just like Trump and his cronies. It will be gone as soon as the weather turns warm. Operation Full Thruster (Warp speed). We’ll vaccinate 1 million people a day…. We’ve got 10 million vaccines each month so we’ll just give everyone 1/3 of the dosage. That will give us 30 million people a month vaccinated with Toilet Water. You just can’t make this stuff up! ????????????
  8. Where is the Clown Car? That’s the only thing that is missing UNLESS of course, the people are surrounding it. I pity the 4 nurses giving the injections. They must be exhausted. BTW, DID ANYONE TELL THE CROWD that they ran out of Vaccine an hour ago? You just gotta love this country. It’s a laugh a minute! A real RIOT! ????
  9. Thailand’s Military leaders fighting a losing battle against Covid! It’s the best Comedy Show on the internet in Years! You can’t make this stuff up! I'm working on a title for it and then will sell it to Netflix. BTW. Has Thailand ever won a war against an foreign enemy? They’re losing this battle but I don’t think they’re watching the same news channel as everyone else
  10. MedPark is probably one the largest vaccine distribution sites in Bangkok. They are allocated more vaccine that most hospitals combined (according to a contact at Bumrungrad Hospital). I would try there first. Bumrungrad supply is limited. I was fortunate to receive my AZ in Samui. No Side effects what-so-ever. EXCEPT for when you walk amongst the population and they see that you’ve been vaccinated, they treat you like a superstar! ???? ????‍♂️
  11. There is NO SUCH NAME AS CKARENCE. It’s a Typo. His Name is Clarence. If you notice the K & L keys are next to each other on the keyboard. And I’m pretty sure that the Thai’s never heard of the name Clarence Either. The real question is… Did he vote for TRUMP or Biden? If he voted for TRUMP, then you have your answer as to why he didn’t wear a mask. He thinks he’s above the law. He forgets, as many ex-pats do, that WE ARE A GUEST IN THIS COUNTRY. ACT LIKE ONE!
  12. I’m not sure if this is important but I’m living in Samui, I’m over 60 and I got vaccinated with AZ Last month. I left Bangkok in January 2021 to escape the covid and moved to Samui. Seems like I made the right decision. I realize that not just everyone can pick up and go but when your health is on the line, it’s the cheapest form of insurance you can possible buy. Sometimes it just doesn’t pay to fight but to RUN AWAY! Especially if you completely vulnerable without any defenses. BTW, I love Samui
  13. We’re currently over 10,000 cases. Let’s see if we can hit 20,000! GO TEAM GO. And to think that the Govt calculated that it would take until December to reach 10,000. I guess the People in charge need to update their dialup connection to Fibre Optics. ????????????
  14. This reminds me of that old Joke about the first Polish Astronauts traveling to the Sun. During a press conference, a reporter asks…. Don’t you know that as soon as you get within 90 million miles of the Sun, you’ll burn up like a cigarette? Where the Polish Astronaut answers… HEY! Wadda youd tink we stupid? We go at NIGHT! ONLY IN THAILAND. You just can’t make this <deleted> up! BTW, What ever happened to the Submarine purchase? Oh I know. It was 500 million Baht but the Chinese required a down payment of 5000 Baht. It killed the whole sale. Besides, it was too big to put in the Premier’s bathtub
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