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Grumpy one

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  1. Short women are great, no need to have a table to sit your beer on To all the short people out there including my wife
  2. All politicians have trouble with discussing the real cost of anything they are involved in.
  3. Is villain number 5 who is not shown in photo be the Mongolian version of Peter Brady The Invisible Man
  4. I wonder how many "Non Farangs " were breaking the same laws without being stopped
  5. OK buy a wig or get used to life as it is. Don't get upset with my first answer as it was given in jest, no doubt you have issues with a woman with thinning hair
  6. Become a knight in rusty armour, or feed them some cheap beef or pork bones now and then
  7. A house blessing AND free entertainment, even if it's only a pis pour boxing match Life is good in Thailand
  8. Shoot him with a tranquilliser dart, it's a 50 / 50 chance he may not topple off the landing. The police could act as bookmakers taking bets
  9. After these low life kids are found guilty, they need need to be castrated. Slice the nuts off or dip in acid, both ways are sure to prevent them doing it again. If the operators hand shakes and he cuts off an extra bit No Worries
  10. The reality of miserable UK weather was too much for him.
  11. After the first 4 words in the story I was dreaming of heaven ๐Ÿ˜‹
  12. Maybe it was Rocky the flying squirrel ๐Ÿ™ƒ
  13. I wonder if playing the Jerry Lee Lewis song Great Balls of Fire will please the rider ๐Ÿ˜
  14. All the family should be made to eat it every day If no one gets sick good luck for them
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