Grumpy one

If only they reverted to the old ways

How long before this fine predator becomes a victim of mans greed

My my, looks like cousin it has been a very naughty boy

The best hiding place is inside dirty socks in a laundry basket, with a couple of sets of used underwear on top. This has worked for me over the years, sell a truck on the weekend and stash the cash.

A good what ?????

The free boat ride for poms ended in 1868

I'm going with suicide as the cause of death, this will be proven by the relentless bib in a short time

Go north young man, I'm sure you will find a place with a pool that is frozen 9 months of the year

Lack of maintenance in Thailand Surely you jest

I only fit the first 2 listed

The fanny pack maybe ?

Boontop predicts drink driving will increase during Songkran This man is a genius Next week he will declare the sun rises in the morning

Nigerians being accused of drug dealing, Who would have thought it possible, they are usually too busy with other scams

Slow news week, just recycle old stuff and hope no one figures it out

Crap his pants and scurry off to his hotel to clean up, would be a better option

My wife lets the world know when I fart. So I guess they can detect loud noise and bad smells

Not from renting out his attractive 🐃 / wife

Come on Thailand, you need to try harder. Being 44th is not good enough. Please try to be in the top 15 .

Just looking for someone less crazy to give it a home

Only if female aged 18 to 29

It only makes the news if the humper is human

Some folk will be having nasty smelling crappers by 5 am 10.30 no water no flush and nooooo bum gun

This sounds like a great idea, buy a frigate and a discounted engineless submarine. My only question is How much steel cable will be required to tow the sub underwater ? Lets hope the frigate has a really strong tow hook, and not some flimsy thing off a cheap car.

There are 2 things the government need to do to stop all this rubbish happening. 1) Increase whatever you are adding to the water supply. 2) Fence off the entire island until all the nutters have eliminated each other

I guess he was in the right place to be shot, no long trip to hospital