SCIENCE V's RELIGION
MAC: Now I could stand here and present some egg-head scientific argument based on fact, I'm just a regular dude I like to drink beer and i love my family, rock flag and eagle right Charlie?
CHARLIE: He's got a point.
DENNIS: No he doesn't.
MAC: You see Charlie, these liberals are trying to assassinate my character. Now i can't change their mind, I won't change my mind because I don't have to because I'm an American. I won't change my mind on anything regardless of the facts of the facts that are set out before me. I'm dug in and I'l never change.
DENNIS: Mac look your wasting our time, your not going to get us to not believe in evolution.
MAC: And why is that?
DENNIS: Because the smartest scientists in the entire world all agree that its real.
MAC: I'm glad you bought that up, because Mr. Reynolds, Science is a liar sometimes!
DEE: Oh boy.
MAC: This is Aristotle thought to be the smartest man on the planet he believed that the earth was the center of the universe and everybody believed him because he was so smart until another smartest guy came around, Galileo, and he disproved that theory making Aristotle and everybody else on earth look like a BITCH.
Of course Galileo then thought comets were an optical illusion and there is no way the moon could cause the ocean's tides. Everybody believed that because he was
so smart, he was also wrong, making him and everyone else on earth look like a BITCH again. And then, best of all, Sir Isaac Newton gets born and blows everybody's
nips off with his big brains of course he also thought he could turn metal into gold and died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid BITCH. Are you seeing a pattern?
MAC: Mr. Reynolds these were all the smartest scientists on the planet, only problem is they kept being wrong, sometimes.
DENNIS: Oh this is insane you fool.
MAC: I'm a fool because I have more faith in the Saints that wrote the Bible?
DENNIS: Yeah, because you just read the words of a bunch of guys you never met and you just take it on "faith" that everything they wrote is true.
MAC: hmmm.... and what makes you think that what your scientists are writing is anymore truer then my Saints?
DENNIS: Because there are volumes of proven data ..... numbers... figures.... th......th.....there are fossil records
MAC: Oh fossil records..... Ahgg..... I didn't even think about the fossil records I guess I'l concede.......Oh ah.. one more thing before I do Mr. Reynolds, have you seen these
DENNIS: Have I see...... Ugh...?
MAC: Have you poored through the data yourself the numbers the figures?
DENNIS: Well.... No... I mean..... No....
MAC: Oh interesting. So let me get this straight Mr. Reynolds, you get your information from a book written by men you've never met and you take their words as truth based on a willingness to believe, a desire to accept, a leap of.... Oof....... dare I say it.... FAITH?
DENNIS: Oh... come on look, I mean.... I don't even know how I'm supposed to respond to that like...... Oh come that is... thats a..... false....... e...e...equivalency
MAC: Just answer the question Mr. Reynolds.
DENNIS: S...sure Yeah Ok....
MAC: I rest my case.