Hamus Yaigh

The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down.

I used to have a job cutting holes to make trapdoors for theaters... It was just a stage I was going through.

Every smart phone these days has a GPS antenna built in so you don't need internet. Buying a Garmin is something we did in the early 90's before smart phones. Many latest mid range phone models come with multi band GPS antennas (with dual-band A-GPS, GLONASS, BDS, GALILEO, QZSS, NavIC) for even more precise fixes usually sub 3 m. If you just want coordinates lat/longs there are many apps to display this like GPS status that don't need internet. If you want a map background there are many free apps to install country wide base maps on the smart phone. I use Maps.me and Here We Go m

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Back in the day, I was out fishing with Dean Martin when I caught a giant eel. I said "What species is this, Dean?!” "That's a moray..."

So I said to my wife "Would you like a Kit-Kat Chunky?" Over five hours in A&E...