[Pattaya Beach Brawl Leaves Two Teens Seriously Injured]

I think the Pattaya News' definition of "brawl" is very much different to mine.

[Miraculous plunge: Singaporean man survives fifth-floor fall from Krabi hotel]

The life of Brian seems to be full of ups and downs.

Sure he'll be looking on the bright side of life now . . . . ????

[Social Media “Outraged” Over Erotic Show in Pattaya]

"...while doing erotic behaviors." 

 

Seems Borat is doing the reporting!  ????

[Fugitive murder suspect nabbed after 15 years hiding as grilled meatball vendor in northeast Thailand]

Bet I'm not the only person that had to google "urea bag" today!

[Former PM Thaksin still under care of Police General Hospital]

I bet he's using a lookalike. Some other joker with a squarish head.

The real Thaksin snuck into Don Mueang two hours after the fake one.

When the fake snuffs it he can dump the "in cognito" bit and walk the streets.

[Toxic boss in Khao Yai hotel – Where is the empathy?]

I'm pretty sure the hotel will tell 'Kob' to hop it ..... 

[Elephant brutality: Wild Thai Park shooting sparks probe]

Got to be one of the saddest pictures I've ever seen  ????

[Assistant Thai Police Commissioner discusses Thaksin's Return to Thailand]

Thaksin . . . . the new Ronnie Biggs.

[War and peace: A trip back through time at the former Defence Ministry]

Would make a great hotel.

[Srettha ‘Would Do Without Honesty, Good Governance’: Chuwit]

I like that nobody is surprised with this news.

We've all gotten used to their conniving ways.

[Leaders’ Meeting in Hong Kong Sparks Speculation on Government Formation and Thaksin’s Return to Thailand]

No smoke and mirrors with Thaksin.

He'll put Pheu Thai in the hotseat.

But like the article states, "MFP will go into the opposition for now."

Pita will just have to cool his engines for a bit. His time will come.

[Thanathorn ‘Not Holding Talks With Thaksin In Hong Kong’]

"This is not possible because Thanathorn is right here in Bangkok, she added."

 

The pair can meet up in Bangkok on August the 10th then. Sorted.

[Pattaya Police Increase Beach Patrols Following Teen Clashes]

I love how the locals put down a towel and sit there like we do in the sun.

Are they moonbathing, or what? ????

[Relative denies sexually assaulting 15 years old pregnant teenager]

I must say as excuses go that one takes some beating.

If he takes that to court he'll be well and truly hung out to dry ....

... which is exactly where he belongs!

[As it happens: Pita’s second shot at becoming PM]

Whoever designed that building should be shot.

That style/pattern just screams headache.

[Every scenario is nightmarish]

It's clearly not Pita's turn and Thaksin and his clan know it.

Pita will have his day, it's not just now I'm sorry to say.

The unrest that this will cause should be everyone's concern.

[Pattaya Youngsters Beat 18-Year-Old Man for Asking Them to Quiet Down]

They love to do their fighting in groups, don't they?

One on one they would run a mile.

☹

[Formerly in favour, 2 Senators will now not support Pita for PM]

What do they expect to gain from this?

Silly, snide decision on both their parts.

Their names are noted now, for sure.

 

[Another injured victim steps forward following escalator accident at Bangkok airport]

These escalators are easily 25 years, or more, old.

Well past their sell by date.

The wee lads shocking injury was a taste of what was to come, but as usual our hosts did naff all and then the awful injury to the lady just recently followed.

[Thai cyanide serial killer loses baby in prison, lawyer plans legal action]

I find it very hard to have sympathy for this woman.

The poor baby was going to have a lot to deal with when it grew up.

Fate dealt the right cards here, methinks.

[Nationwide check on scales ordered to protect consumers and fruit growers]

It just feels like nothing is to be trusted here sometimes  ????

[Education Ministry Gives Financial Assistance to Blast-Affected Students]

There are a good few "0's" missing from that so-called compensation!

[RTP warn porn enthusiasts to stay ‘hard’ on security as unsuspecting victim loses 3 million baht]

No problems here. I have got it in hand.

[Lisa Embraces Thai Heritage and Spotlights Local Fabrics]

Nought like promoting your mate's mum's business.

Good on her. Milk it for all it's worth.

[Grab taxi driver threatens to harm former Thai singer]

This has to be the weirdest/worst written story I have ever read.

What on earth are we meant to take from that diatribe?