NanLaew

I may be wrong and with deference to BritTim's earlier comment, if you are aiming for a visa-exempt entry, regardless of having 20k cash and on onward ticket, there's a higher probability of getting knocked back at DMK Don Meuang than trying for a visa-exempt entry at BKK Bangkok. Your history doesn't seem too questionable but the IO with a 'bad hair day' scenario seems to be more of an issue at the northern airport. Since you have Vietnam on your radar already, what's the chance of heading over to Saigon and applying for a SETV there? There used to be a pinned 'sticky' thread with updates about the difficulty or otherwise of getting various Thai visa's at regional embassies and consulates. Looks like it's been un-pinned, maybe due to lack of current information? https://forum.thaivisa.com/topic/189375-latest-reports-of-getting-a-visa-in-the-region/

Why? They don't normally breathalyze their own here so why should a foreigner not get the same benefit of the doubt?

The plarah magnate and the academic. I mean what could possibly go wrong?

Emergency? What emergency? I have heard that the Mar-a-Lago groundsman has reported a bit of a drainage issue on the 15th hole, just short of the green. Maybe that's the emergency.

...and whatever else you pedestrians do, get outa my way.

..asked nobody else on this thread, ever.

A bit more eloquent than the usual hang 'em high, castrate with a rusty knife fans here. ...but not much. 4 out of 10

Aha!... so THAT'S how you do it. Thanks!

Foot... shoot itself in the foot.

In the meantime, who's going to deliver your Kellog's Corn Flakes to Tesco-Lotus or your Chang to the bar?

I think Adobe 10 was retired a few years ago. Adobe 11 may work better although it has been replaced by DC.

If only he had slipped at the window kicking, slashed a femoral artery and bled out...

I would bet that there's some decent sushi to be had 20 minutes north on Highway 3 in Sri Racha.

Then why can't we get a bloody parking space kerbside?

Dearborn Ford. Not same same Rayong Ford.