ThaiFelix

Government ministers comes to mind.

Reminds me of that american a few years back who kept queue jumping in supermarkets...when confronted his response was "Yeah but I'm an american, we can do what we like"!!

The floggings will continue until morale improves!

The embassies nowadays are mere cash cows charging exorbitant prices for visas and signatures. Not long it will be "Would you like any fries with that visa?"

I like it lol! My father taught me a slightly different one: "Before borrowing from a friend think which it is you really need the most, the money or the friend".

I learnt a long time ago that with regard to anything in Thailand it will be yes, no, yes, no, maybe, yes, no, for 6 to 12 months and then suddenly you need to be ready in 10 minutes but you really should have been here yesterday you idiot farang, and dont forget your wallet!