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    Classic Quotes

    in Sports, Hobbies & Activities

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    United go to Aston Villa on Saturday for their final game of the Premiership season, but even though their league position is done and dusted, there's still plenty to be worried about.

    There must be something in the water down in Birmingham, as these quotes from Villa staff past and present go to show...

    "I like to breed players that attack people."

    David O'Leary conjures terrifying images of footballer / wolf experiments.

    "We gained more from the game than they did... except they got the points."

    A defiant Brian Little consoles his side. Badly.

    "Achilles tendon injuries are a pain in the butt."

    Dr O'Leary, master of anatomy

    "I would not sign for another club, not even if I was offered 15 million dollars. However, it would be different if they were to instead offer me 15 different women from all around the world. I would tell the club chairman: 'Please let me make these women happy - I will satisfy them like they have never been satisfied before'."

    Sasa Curcic's contractual terms would become the stuff of folklore.

    "I'd like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona"

    Geography comes back to haunt Mark Draper.

    "I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly"

    Andy Gray. No comment.

    "There is a world of difference between football and sex - no question about that. I can't achieve an orgasm by looking at a team-mate, but it would be a totally different matter with Cindy Crawford."

    Sasa Curcic - a man with a one track mind.

    'I was a young lad when I was growing up."

    Profundities just spout from David O'Leary

    "A goal is going to decide this in many ways.”

    O’Leary's at it again!

    "It's the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result."

    A confused Graham Taylor

    "Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish."

    Graham Taylor just kept digging

    “If we had taken our chances we would have won – at least.”

    O’Leary looks beyond victory.

    :o

    Have You Ever Been On TV?

    in General Topics

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    Yep. My 15 minutes of fame came about 5 years ago when I was chosen by British American to be their token ajarn on some channel 5 talkshow here.

    The whole nation watched as I was interviewed by a lovely young actress, Milk, I believe her name was. I also had to present some computers to a couple of scroungers that had written in. All in all a rather fun day.

    I'm just waiting for the right script to come along for my next project. :o

    See you at the emmys.

    Popularity Poll

    in General Topics

    Posted

    Without guys like you and the Gent this place would be as boring as Bournmouth.

    You're always going to get the sad acts that are unable to laugh.

    I think it's time we closed this thread now, it's not funny. :o

    What The Level Of Education On This Site?

    in General Topics

    Posted

    Lord knows, however there a few different types of lord in the U.K. in the Domesday book there were about 14,000 give or take the odd shire or so.

    The ones that come up for sale are the manorial type and depending on where they are and the name of them that dictates the price,but they are for sale to anyone,well anyone who has the cash, most are sold at auctions.

    The price varies from a few hundred pounds for one from Gateshead to tens of thousands for one say from Stratford-upon Avon.

    It does not confer any benefits except it looks good on the letterhead and as a conversation piece.

    Many, yeah you guesssed it, Americans buy these well as they don't have much history I suppose they think that they can buy some, same as they think they can buy everything else.

    A pommy mate bought a manorial Lordship (luvs being called the Lord of the Manor :o ) for just 10,000 quid at auction, however it’s in the County of Essex :D

    Would that be Lord Twatsford of Upminister or Lord Crapton of Raintree?

    :D

    Immoral Earnings

    in General Topics

    Posted

    Maybe closing this thread would be a good idea, it is just occupying space for absolutely nothing...

    I don't want anyone else to have to waste their time reading it.

    Why?? what's it to you?

    :o

    You Stupid Backpackers

    in General Topics

    Posted

    I have no problem with backpackers.  They being dirty or smelly, not my problem.

    But if they are rude and have no respect for the country, it does make me dislike them.

    Likewise, I have no problem with backpackers. I once carried around a pack the size of a small planet myself. However, as ChiangMaiThai correctly pointed out, one could do without having some throwback pissing off the immigration official when you are next in line.

    I would, and have been, extremely miffed to be asked to explain the actions of some less than cooperative creature who once again fails to "get it".

    I found myself apologizing for all farang and had to use all of my considerable charm to placate the angry officer.

    That's when it becomes my problem and I tend to take umbrage at that.

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