bluesofa

I like the brown ones - the Lotus Chocolate Eclair.

Ha ha, 'part of the charm'. Is that why someone once said BSA stood for Better Shoved Anyway?

maybe he has a mate that sells them ... Wouldn't that make them second hand? (It might take you a minute)

Will he get the franchise to sell to Australia?

Well he wasn't running in a very straight line, it's about 130km. Shouldn't have taken him a month.

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive." The physician dressed quickly; but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again. "You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."

Three dogs, a Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog sat in a bar having a quiet drink when a great-looking female Collie strolls in. She comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a single sentence can have their way with me." Quickly, the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She laughs and says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

Not sure if that was referring to Colin's origin or his height?

I think you have to be able to speak English. Plus, are they 'hansum man'?

You've got it wrong, those are seen as gifts.

I know the outcome of the hearing already: 'Waiting to borrow a face mask from a friend' who has since died is a reasonable answer.

Pointless question: Will he report himself and fine himself?

In that article it doesn't look like a Superman top to me, but what do I know? I thought they looked like this: Perhaps confusing it with the Soup Dragon?

Ballroom

Given his attitude up to now, I can see the press conference: "Of course we were sitting together. Do you even think there's a remote chance I or any of my staff would be susceptible to contracting that common working man's disease, Covid?"