[There Goes the Beach Front…Again]

Well, Mother Nature wins the beach front race once again in Pattaya City ????

 

Why the city spends millions if not billions on a beach drainage system that allows huge chunks of beach front to get washed back into Pattaya Bay makes me scratch my head and have a good laugh at how crazy people in high places use the thinking cap? ????????. There is a good reason Mother Nature will remain undefeated and a long time Champion! 
 

Save some cash and just demolish Walking Street and the surrounding bars and the like and make it a family friendly spot in the road? 

[Demise of the suitcase ????]

I just returned to Thailand and lucky for me my suitcase arrived with me….unfortunately I had the hand carrying part ripped off by the baggage machine! ????. My question is…does anyone know of a repair shop in Pattaya City that can repair my suitcase? It is far too young to give it the heave ho! ????

[73 year-old American motorbike driver injured by hanging communication wires]

I saw a Thai youngster get hung by wires on 2nd Road near Central Festival a few months back….not pretty at any age! ????????????

[At last -Moving to Thailand but advice required.]

Just get an agent to do all the heavy lifting ????????

[Agent stole me and wife passport! We need help!]

Well, you should not feel all that bad, the Los Angeles Thai Consultant lost my passport a few years back…????????. I had to file an FBI report with the US State Department…was a <deleted> show from top to bottom and they had issued me a retirement extension with multiple entry….sorry, no refund…????????????

[Is 250thb fair for haircut?]

Wow, 300thb+ 100 THB tip and out the door….????????

 

p.s. wash and <deleted> included ????

[Inexpensive substitute for atorvastatina 40mg in Thailand?]

Wow, medical advice from this forum? Bit risky on many levels…perhaps brain surgery advice will be next? 

[Current restrictions in Pattaya ?]

Just stick to your room and not come to Pattaya City….unless boredom is your new best friend? ????????

[Big Decision: Which Asian country is ideal for foreign retirees?]

42 minutes ago, Dustdevil said:

Hoi An might be nice to live in, although I personally haven't been there yet. Saigon--forget it. Extremely difficult getting around, and overcrowded.

Hoi An is ok for a few days, but after that you might be bored out of your mind! ????????

[curtain supplier in Korat]

Looks like curtains for you, mate! ????????

[Anyone know a cheap / free app for making international calls to a landline?]

WhatsApp works swell for me, of course you and the caller must have the app on your mobile, but works great and the cost is zero! ????????????????

[What is (or was) your profession or occupation?]

Vagina Stretcher….short hours and big pay….end of story….????????????????

[Prawit demands action on zebra crossing and traffic law enforcement in Thailand following death of doctor]

2 hours ago, tgw said:

good plan if you want to catch a bullet or a machete from clueless Thai drivers believing you want to challenge them on their territory and possibly in front of their wife or mistress...

I wish, I am always locked and loaded! ????????. Some <deleted> wants a showdown, bring it on…if it Is Thai, so much the better! ????

[Prawit demands action on zebra crossing and traffic law enforcement in Thailand following death of doctor]

Every time I try to use the zebra crossing in front of the Holiday Inn on Beach Road in Pattaya City No One (ZERO) will stop for the red light! ????????????. I usually will bang the side of the car as it goes by and hope they pull over so I can wack them! ????????????????

[Is it really worth the hassle to travel out of Thailand in the next few months?]

Better just to hide under my bed and hope for the best….????????????????

[Pattaya is a high risk place to visit with all the old self entitled retiree's walking around with no masks on.]

I do my best to keep safe and sane in the small World of Pattaya City…????????????

[Phishing Email purporting to be from Thailand Post delivered to my inbox 30-12-2021]

Holy <deleted>, I never even open emails from my family members! ????????

[Is It Safe To Have A Booster 3 Months After 2 Shots Pfizer?]

Oh my Buddha!  Asking for Medical Advice on this forum?  Next up advice on Bitcoin…<deleted>! ????????

[Siam Commercial Bank moving into Crypto, why aren't you?]

I don’t buy because my name is Billy, not silly! ????????????

[Geckos]

Reminds of years ago having to move apartments because the little guys starting to <deleted> on me at night! ????????

 

I have seen Gecko spray at the DIY store, might come in handy for you? ????

[Israeli tourist who fled quarantine in Bangkok infected with Omicron variant]

Now there is a young chap who needs to be hung by the balls from the nearest palm tree near my house….????????????

[Thai culture question]

Would have flashed the middle finger and made an offer of beer and Sangsom555..????????

[Do you like this cold weather ?]

Cold weather is not on my Wish List for any day ending in “y”. End of story…????????

[SURVEY: Will Premchai pay his dues for killing the panther?]

They will send him on a vacation to Africa….free safari adventure included in the price of admission.????????

[When do you think Omicron will become dominant in Thailand?]

Got my crystal ball out from under my bed….be prepared for the second coming of whatever around Christmas? ????