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the gentleman

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  1. I am about to start some extensive training and am looking for a natural muscle builder. Does anybody know of a product in Thailand that is legal, natural and increases muscle mass?

    I realise muscle has memory, but mine seems to have alzeihmers :o

  2. Who will you be paying the Music Royalties to???

    yes, this is something to think about!

    I had 10,000 cds made last year for a mates bar in England, it wasnt easy, but I found a place in Phuket who could fill the order and didnt have loose lips.

    dont forget the happy little vegemites song :o

  3. yes it has started and yes it will be rough. IMHO, it is the best time to come to Thailand as it is cheaper, less tourists and the service is a lot better - diving? who knows?

  4. maybe a goofing off Forum similar to the bear pit, could be a new start for ya G. :D

    to think, they actually thought I was serious :o - those gung ho yankees are very easily ruffled. I used to post whilst laughing :D

    I just think Bronc, that a goofing off thread, might be as good as the gay thread and the bird flu one. :D

  5. I am busy until Sunday - monday night? and how will we know who is who?

    you will know basher as he is always in full camo and he hasnt realised that he stands out like dogs balls against the orange bar :o

  6. After the recent "holidays" given to the funny, articulate and hansum members of this forum, I think a poll is in order :D

    The Wart of The Ring thread was one of the better threads on this forum and the one liners/jokes were brilliant. The powers that be on Thai Visa banned us and called the posters "junk posters" and "bad Language" was not welcome here.

    I agree with the Mods to a certain extent, but there is a fine line in any humour/comedy and maybe this forum could lighten up a bit.

    I propose a Forum Thread called Goofing off, where we can have a joke and post some useless information.

    It might even stop the human urge of some of us posters to lighten up dull threads.

    I realise this website is information based for the "thinking mans expat", but this is also a forum for real expats (the main contributors I might add), that couldn't give a hoot about Visas for Eskimos and want to have a laugh with like minded people.

    Imagine Eddie Murphy's stand up routine without the expletives :o

  7. Could this be turning into a thread of funny one liners?! I here you can be banned for such a thing?  how many lines is that? :o  :D

    You get banned for advocating extreme political positions...but you know that already... :D

    Boon Mee, my American mate, this is Thai Visa!

    I asked for a banning on the bear pit, now toddle of and ask your mate Leith!

  8. As I am a born again poster :D I do not discuss Bush, Iraq or the USA's evil dictator thank you Boon Mee - now please get back to discussing more important subjects such as what this beautifully informed forum has to offer. :o

  9. Welcome back Bash and Maejo, while you were both overseas, I was fighting a two headed monster....... I won by the looks of it, :D as Uylissis G and Georgie Porgie have been terminated :D and IT will again rise from the ashes in 30 days :o

    Thank you George and the other Mods for giving the place a hose out before my return, you should do some Spring cleaning every 30 days :D

  10. I reckon thats about the model G, HG about 69 right?

    FX - 48

    FJ - 53

    FE - 56

    FC - 58

    FB - 60

    EK - 61

    EJ - 62

    EH - 64

    HD - 65

    HR - 66

    HK - 68

    HT - 69

    HG - 70

    HQ - 71

    HJ - 74

    HX - 76

    HZ - 77

    Add that to your pile of useless information. :D

    well done Tiz! I better start another thread as the natives are getting restless :o

  11. I love watching him, he is a great fighter as so was his father - thanks for the info on this!

    Aikido and Wing Chun Kung <deleted> are also a great style of fighting - they both use the opponents strength agaist him - great for any sized person.. My brother is very skilled in Wing Chun and I have seen him "apply" the one inch punch on a very big loud mouth bloke in a pub once - they guy flew over two tables - at least 12 foot!

    By the way - I just phoned for my first class - I cant wait - thanks!

  12. It seem like most of us here are stars :D

    The currently poll indicates over 80% our members have been ov TV, amazing!

    I have been on the Dutch show called " 6 PACK!" a few weeks ago. It was funny though they made me pick one from two guys. Ofcourse I picked the wrong one ( my gut s are always right!). Good laugh after all.

    Another time I was on E channel with the programme called " wild on E!" , dont remember what i did there, I was to pissed!

    Never been on Thai TV, not pretty enough! :o

    Not pretty enough?, as long as you are beautiful on the inside Candy...... got to go, all the sexy luk kreungs are on :D

  13. Unigirl - In a foreign marriage the father of the daughter usually pays for the wedding..............

    Yes this is Thailand and the Farang always pays, but, have a small wedding and save him some money!

    If you are well off, why wouldnt your father pay half and help his daughter out in this situation?

    How many of your family have married farangs before?

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