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  1. That disabled parking spot is quite a long way from the entrance and there are raised kerbs to be negotiated too. I wonder whether the planners ever consult with disabled people about their needs.
  2. Completely off topic - My favourite beach in the world (I admit I haven't visited all of them) ...
  3. Hi Hal, I suppose it depends on how much you are willing to pay for your drinking water. If you Google "water delivery Pattaya" you will see several Thaivisa threads on the subject. Plenty of companies delivering large bottles to your door. You can even order drinking water from Tesco Lotus and Big C online - delivered to your door. Example: Tesco Lotus https://shoponline.tescolotus.com/groceries/en-GB/products/6012231312 Delivery charge is 30 THB most times.
  4. Definitions from the Oxbridge Dictionary of ISIHAC (BBC Radio 4) - comedy that needs a bit of thought. · Abominable – practice frowned upon by all but the most aggressive of matadors · Accomplish – one who aids and abets Sean Connery · Admin – contribute the least · Apollo – Roman god of chicken · Appearing – an iPhone app that pierces your ear while you talk on it · Balderdash – the rapid receding of a hairline · Canada – a snake in a tin · Category – an allegory about a cat (q.v. Allegory – a category of alley) · Cauterise – what I did just before she looked away with disdain · Cognac – to trick a long-haired Himalayan beast And, for anyone who remembers Samantha ... "So, as Samantha heads off to the Highland games to admire the contestants in the caber competition, and perhaps have a go at tossing one or two herself..."
  5. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No thanks, I’m travelling light.” Never trust an atom, they make up everything. A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a whiskey?” The bartender smiles and says, “For you, no charge.” I have a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
  6. That sounds like a good door-to-door service. Can you tell us what size bike and what cost?
  7. Tesco Lotus has (not always) Tesco brand dark chocolate, which I like too much. To me it tastes like Cadbury's Bournville. Big C has (not always) the Casino brand chocolate from France. I don't like the milk chocolate, but the dark chocolate is very nice. Both brands are inexpensive, compared to other imported brands.
  8. With material like that you would be welcome in the "Worse Jokes Ever" forum.
  9. Don't take this the wrong way but it looks like you will be the centre of attention - unless you tone down a bit. IMHO, this is HER big day. But maybe I'm just old fashioned.
  10. The groom should never outshine the bride. What will your wife be wearing?
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