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  1. An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face three times!" "You mean he got fresh?" "No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"
  2. The self-deprecation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down.
  3. I went out today with half of my face painted like a clown. Not everyone saw the funny side.
  4. Anyone saying marriage is an equal partnership is talking utter rubbish. When I got married I gave up my mates, football and drinking. All the wife gave up was sex.
  5. McDonald’s are now incorporating meat from endangered species into their burgers. Just had a quarter panda.
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