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There are reports that Ukraine attacked a major Russian airbase in Crimea yesterday (April 17th), apparently using ATACMS missiles. "Up to 30 Russian personnel may have been killed and another 80 injured, according to a new report, after dramatic footage appeared to show explosions at a Russian military base in northern Crimea overnight... ... Dzhankoy, south of the crossing from Crimea into Ukraine's annexed Kherson region, is a major military hub. Home to one of Russia's largest airfields in Crimea, it is key for keeping Russian forces on the mainland stocked up." Crimea Air Base Strike Leaves 30 Russians Dead, 80 Wounded: Report (newsweek.com)

Donald Trump.

A lettuce who now panders to the cabbages.

It's the inventor of the boomerang's birthday today. Many happy returns.

When I worked in a chocolate factory a man fell into a large vat of bubbly chocolate .. My mate Bill was going to jump in to try and save him .... But I said: "Billy.. don't be an Aero."

Me: I need to make a doctor's appointment. Receptionist: Okay, how about ten tomorrow? Me: No, I only need one appointment.