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  1. I now understand very well why many people are complaining! Absolutely nothing wrong with the Thai people! Especially the beautiful Thai ladies.
  2. Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it.
  3. Scissors are a beautifully simplistic piece of technology. Their invention was nothing but shear genius.
  4. On the contrary, women should not feel that they want to please you and make you happy with sex - they themselves should want sex and enjoy it happily themselves. If they are doing it solely to please the man... disaster is not far off IMHO Applies to all women, NOT only THAI
  5. The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice. "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had d
  6. I found this write up and I am not sure it applies to your question 100%... but an interesting thought. Beware of Series Connected Batteries! There is a potential issue when multiple lithium-ion batteries are connected in series. For example, two 12 Volt 100 Ah batteries, each with their own build-in BMS, connected in series to make 24 Volt 100 Ah. Now assume one of those two batteries is near-empty, the other pretty full, and you put a load on the batteries, to discharge them. The near-empty battery will reach the point where the BMS decides “enough is enough” first and it will
  7. A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married. She put an add out in the newspaper. "Husband wanted. Must not beat me, must not walk all over me, must still be good in bed" She got many applicants but after a few weeks she didn't find anybody suitable. She was about to give up, when she heard her doorbell ring. She opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. "Can I help you?" She asks. The man smiles and says "Its me, your new husband!" "You must be joking..." The woman laughs. "Well think about it,
  8. What I meant was not to splash around ones wealth in attracting a partner - you will obviously attract one for your wealth and not to yourself, per se. A woman (or a man for that matter) who chooses a partner for what he is and not for what he has, has a higher chance of having a successful long term relationship.
  9. Facts are facts... How many people directly connect to oneself - family, relations, friends had got infected or died? How many of ones neighbours have got infected or died? Have you seen hospitals over flowing? Have you seen mass burials? (What one hear from 'reliable' or other sources are a different song...)
  10. Absolutely correct. Thai people are also normal human beings with natural feelings. Any and all races have their bad eggs - none can claim they are 100% good, correct or honest. When a relationship gets sour, both parties should take equal blame. Attracting partners with money and prosperity can easily end up in disaster and bitterness.
  11. What does James Bond's doorbell sounds like? ''Dong, Ding Dong'' My wife had to explain it to me. I am so lame... James Bond is well known for his introduction as "Bond, James Bond" and doorbells have the onomatopoeia "ding dong" I believe you can work it out from there... Ok. Now explain onomatopoeia.
  12. HOSPITAL BILL A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to d floor. The paramedics rushed d man to d nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" H
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