[Loris Monkey Found In Smugglers Trousers]

Saw a news report on Sky news today that a man had been stopped at an airport in India and was attempting to smuggle a Loris monkey in his trousers.

The plane had departed from Bangkok. A second monkey was found in an airport bin. Apparently this is the second time recently smugglers have been caught at Indian airports both times the planes departed from Bangkok.

Security and checking and Bangkok airports clearly seems to be inadequate.

[Retirement Visa Question - Money Requirements]

Hello. I would be obliged if someone could help me with a query concerning retirement visa monetary rules.

I know that the sum of 800,000 bhat is the minimum figure to be quantified as being on bank deposit. It is the combination of pension and bank balance i a slightly unclear on.

If for example i as a 53 year old from England had a pension of £1,000 which equates to 47,000 bhat at current exchange rates, how much would be required to be on deposit at the bank to meet retirement visa requirements.

Regards

Thai Rob

[Australian Women Arrested In Phuket Over Bar Mat]

Several accounts of this incident i have read on the net are stating the lady attempted first to flee the scene, and then was extremely abusive to police offers. Anybody with any understanding of the Thai culture would know they are big mistakes and have massively escalated this situation.

[The Torquay United Thread]

The Wembley final is on Sunday. Cambridge United are on their way back to the league sorry Torquay.

The first goalscorer will be Scott Rendell incidently.

[Sheffield United]

Sorry to all Sheffield United fans but the momentum is with Burnley they are unstoppable at present and will overcome the blades and get into the Premiership and my money is down. Ps i am not a Burnley fan.