tonray Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 53 minutes ago, sambum said: "They brought the boat to shore. Inside was a broken down old bicycle, a rice cooker, some clothes, an axe, two oars - and an incoherent Russian man." Could have understood it if he was rowing AWAY from Pattaya with no friends, no passport no ID, and no money by the sounds of it! He had a rice cooker.. That indicates a Thai woman was involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliss Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 7 hours ago, 2008bangkok said: Bit stange, wonder what the police think he has done! Knicked the axe . 5000 bht fine . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwill Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 hours ago, lamyai3 said: Careful with that axe Eugene. ummagumma. so it was actually a guitar then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
650721 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Another quality Russian tourist on his way to Pattaya for the high season. You see TOT was right, it will be a bumper year for tourism in Pattaya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Muton Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Well the plight of this guy is nothing to laugh at, but many of the posts on this thread are, good work guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogpatch55 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Maybe he just wanted to play Robinson Crusoe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnarth Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 4 hours ago, MaksimMislavsky said: Probably tried to sneak in from Cambo... it is 100 ks, and they say he on the sea for 4 days, that 25 ks a day if it was 5 or 6 days and he fit he could do it easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali S Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 5 hours ago, lamyai3 said: Careful with that axe Eugene. Now he's caught - a nasty sort of person ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeray Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Those quality Russian tourists are coming in droves to Pattaya by land, sea and air. Maybe TAT will feature this one in a press conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 8 hours ago, worgeordie said: Pattaya is a big draw for some people. regards Worgeordie yep.. the smell of girlies can draw you further than gunpowder can blow you !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryasimight Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 5 hours ago, lamyai3 said: Careful with that axe Eugene. Ruski Waters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryasimight Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Perhaps he had heard that Pattaya was going to be full of international hiso ladies going sailing and he wanted part of the action? Might have a set of golf clubs stashed in the boat somewhere as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambum Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 hours ago, tonray said: He had a rice cooker.. That indicates a Thai woman was involved. Definitely a possibility, and maybe more than one! Especially as he also had 2 "oars" Maybe a misheard word? (e.g. Fork handles - 4 candles!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Harris Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Listen Siily I always carry an Axe on my bike. In case it brakes down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterb17 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 9 hours ago, worgeordie said: Pattaya is a big draw for some people. regards Worgeordie Well I suppose it may be more interesting than spending the day watching rice grow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHolmesJr Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 surprised he wasn't carrying a football named wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mettech Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Sad to say but it seen that all the weirdos coming from other country are making the news these days it don't look good for any of us here in the foreign land of the Smiling Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchooptip Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 hour ago, dogpatch55 said: Maybe he just wanted to play Robinson Crusoe!! Maybe he just wanted to play Robinson Crusoe!! Plase spell properly Robinson Rusoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lometogo Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 9 hours ago, NanLaew said: That and his "lost" mates... Reminds me of a story a Filipina friend told me of her overnight ferry crossing somewhere in the Philippines. She said 3 people died overnight: one guy got drunk and fell overboard, another was old and had a heart attack. But, the third one, that's the kicker. She said he was a young guy, and he forgot to wake up in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lometogo Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 5 hours ago, jobsworth said: stop teasing this poor man. he needs help. how would you feel in the same situation.? Bless you, jobsworth, you're a good man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apalink_thailand Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 OK, funniest story I have read in ages. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvavin Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 As a quality tourist he must have contributed a lot to Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madusa Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I heard the mental health care is very elementary in Thailand, is that true? Almost none existence. Any dead bodies with wounds that fit nicely to the axe found yet? I have a strong feeling that someone in Russia is telling the mentally ill people to go to Thailand and enjoy themselves. So they came. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madusa Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 hour ago, mettech said: Sad to say but it seen that all the weirdos coming from other country are making the news these days it don't look good for any of us here in the foreign land of the Smiling Thailand. You mean to say they cringe when they see farang? I was in this restaurant I heard this waiter said to his colleague , "Could you get a glass of warm water for this homicidal looking farang". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 He must have got a nice tan in that watercraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbo Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Ali S said: Now he's caught - a nasty sort of person ) I think Arnold Layne was caught with something different on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaidaGwaii Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Can't wait to find out what they found in that big water tight container... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Just a Russian without money , so he try to survive in the wilderness. Normal behavior in Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaksimMislavsky Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 5 hours ago, johnarth said: it is 100 ks, and they say he on the sea for 4 days, that 25 ks a day if it was 5 or 6 days and he fit he could do it easy Yeah. I was considering doing it myself... Just from Koh Kong in Cambo to Trat in Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBsinter Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 13 hours ago, NCC1701A said: Photo caption, man on phone: "I keeps saying he wants to go to Soi 6. What is Soi 6?" He could not afford Soi 6....................lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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