"daddy, How Was I Born?"

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Son asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad sighs and replies,

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a

cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download

from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that

neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the

delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her

operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity

from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then

nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"