You know you've been in Thailand too long when...........

[PatOngo 38,269]

.....your good friend lends you his best, most expensive watches then dies.

[The Deerhunter 4,012]

Or:  You realize that you were NEVER actually in the SAS when you were a younger man, despite telling everyone who would listen, (for the last 20 years), that you were.

[The Deerhunter 4,012]

4 hours ago, HAKAPALITA said:

When you think a Thai Ford is nice


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Damn!!!  Aren't they?  P.S.  Wanna see my 10 year old Yamaha scooter?

[TunnelRat69 2,012]

You eat your fried rice with a spoon, salad with chopsticks, and hold your fork in your left hand and not use it for anything.

[catman20 4,235]

11 hours ago, Gecko123 said:

 

sounds like a loving relationship 

[catman20 4,235]

when you start having kids in your 60s or when you think your girls is with you cos your a handsome man or that she really dose love you.

[Bangkokazy 457]

You know you've been in Thailand too long.

When you behave like a Thai

[chicowoodduck 1,617]

??????? Ho hum.....another bored TV member who got off the piss for a day......geez.....?

[PatOngo 38,269]

.....when you believe that kissing a toad is luckeeeeee!

[PatOngo 38,269]

....when you're afraid to leave home without wearing an amulet around your neck with the 3 top buttons of your shirt undone.

[Andrew Dwyer 13,295]

When you are angry with yourself for not showing your Big C Clubcard at checkout for that 45 baht bottle of milk !

[Andrew Dwyer 13,295]

When your gf/wife asks you for 2 “ lucky “ numbers for the lottery and you seriously give it some thought rather than picking two out of thin air !

[HAKAPALITA 1,847]

When you know what a Big C Clubcard is. 26 years n i dont.!

[Justfine 2,016]

1 hour ago, HAKAPALITA said:

When you know what a Big C Clubcard is. 26 years n i dont.!

All big shops have loyalty cards. Spend $1000 and get $10 or whatever.

[HAKAPALITA 1,847]

Wife does Shopin, i do Cars n Beer.!