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20 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

How do you find out if your dog barks all night?  

I asked it! :wacko:

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When you visit your homeland and hit-on 20 yr old cashiers....and are surprised when she thinks you're a dirty old man.

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On 3/14/2018 at 8:20 PM, PatOngo said:

I asked it! :wacko:

I can't be bothered with the whole joke, but anyway eventually, the farmer says, "I can't go through with the deal; it's all a fraud.  The dog can't sing.  The horse is a ventriloquist"

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When the only reason you stay is because actually you don’t really have any
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When you actually eat more farang food than Thai food because you've realised that no matter how good the Som Tum is it's not worth spending an hour on the toilet crapping out your insides every time.

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When you go to a party, eat the grub then get up and go home....bored.gif.da5b3b6119652219cb4e583dbd391b2d.gif

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When you dont go to any Thai Social events like me.Cant stand em, too much noise.!!.


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When you see a film of a motor accident on the news and use the last 3 digits  of the number plate to play the underground  lottery .

 

Or, Your make a cup of coffee and only fill the cup half full . 

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When you see 4-5 people on a motorbike.

See a pick up well over loaded ,or a wide/high load.

See a dead dog splattered on the road.

And you do not bat an eyelid 

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