webfact Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Drunk Ratchaburi Man Wakes Up Without Penis By Jintamas Saksornchai, Staff Reporter Photo: David van der Mark / Flickr RATCHABURI — It seemed like just another alcohol-soaked karaoke rager for a Ratchaburi mechanic, only this time he blacked out and woke to find his penis was no longer there. The man, identified only as Suwit, woke up in the emergency room of a Ratchaburi hospital Sunday with serious injuries including a severed penis. Doctors were unable to reattach it because it was not delivered to the hospital with him. The penis was never found. Full story: http://www.khaosodenglish.com/news/crimecourtscalamity/2018/07/23/drunk-ratchaburi-man-wakes-up-without-penis/ -- © Copyright Khaosod English 2018-07-23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
from the home of CC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcula Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, webfact said: The penis was never found. Small penis at large? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 A real cock up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB4 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 New meaning to the term: Hung....Over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisY1 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Ducks love dicks.....so I'm told! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nong Khai Man Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 20 minutes ago, from the home of CC said: strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? That is what "Wronged " Thai wives do Apparently........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 extreme kite flying????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphod reborn Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 41 minutes ago, from the home of CC said: strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? The Thai tradition is that the wife severs the penis and throws it under the house, where ducks will eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Seems he had not much pain what a lucky guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just1Voice Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Not the first time ducks have been given "penis treats". lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
from the home of CC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 From what Zaphod says I'll never eat duck again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 44 minutes ago, from the home of CC said: strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? not really if uve been here any length of time. it's common practice for Thai ladies to say they will cut it off and feed it to the ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 I have the same ploblem every morning, am told it's my age....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Quote Man Wakes Up Without Penis I Hate when that happens to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcula Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, webfact said: The penis was never found. This is a case for Detective Dick Tracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 49 minutes ago, Darcula said: Small penis at large? Get the fortune teller involved: Small penis at large foreseen seen by medium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 He must have been really blotto to not feel his penis being cut off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Darcula said: This is a case for Detective Dick Tracy. Could be Duck Tracy according to the photo. edit: Might have been a question: Have you seen my Dick, Tracy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 If he ever wanted to be a lady boy on the cheap he could save in the long run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Another "quality" story from Thailand. And ..... believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenny2017 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 The penis was never found. And the woman had balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realenglish1 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, from the home of CC said: strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? No, they have been hired to look for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonKorat Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 At least it wasn’t fattening for the ducks to eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupatria Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, from the home of CC said: strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? You must be new here...? better watch out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycallahan Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Eyebrows and tattoos are good fun but the lads have gone too far this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy cow cm Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Not surprising as he is a southern boy. Tried to stiff her in the wrong way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupatria Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 There are a couple of 'men' in my hood who wake up and discover the same. Guess what? They seem to like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
from the home of CC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Been here 15 years now and the wife did tell me when we first got married what happens to guys who screw around on their spouses. I slept with one eye open for the first three years lol, but we never discussed what happened to the offending appendage. Thanks for the heads up guys but I still will never eat duck again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linno2 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 In terms of clinical expertise, Thailand has the penis reattachment centre of the world. This article sheds some light on this decades old phenomenon....http://www.samuitimes.com/thai-women-cut-husbands-penises/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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