from the home of CC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Referencing linno's link about the lack of pressing charges involved in these 'decapitations' makes me think the guys were worrying about losing their tongues next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malibukid Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 duck sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aehn Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Never understood the need to make funny jokes about someone being dismembered If it was a man who dismembered a female, would you feel the same need for a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockeybik Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, transam said: I have the same ploblem every morning, am told it's my age....? Hehehe same here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Why not post photos of missing penis and ask for reward ? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobobo Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Nong Khai Man said: That is what "Wronged " Thai wives do Apparently........ With so many Thai men dickless, it could affect the country's fertility rate. Note to Thai men: deposit in a sperm bank before it's too late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracker1 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 New meaning to Ducking out for a drink and the quacks could not reattach it due to it being missing !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximillian Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, aehn said: Never understood the need to make funny jokes about someone being dismembered If it was a man who dismembered a female, would you feel the same need for a joke? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Just now, BigC said: Why not post photos of missing penis and ask for reward ? Lol Have you a photo of yours in case you lose it? Maybe the police have a peno-fit machine to produce an image from memory - no exaggerating though now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaichiro Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 No worries... now cheaper to do the full sex change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack61 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Wouldn’t be a very long list of suspects I suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 That beats waking up drunk unable to remember where you left the car. On the other hand, if he's ever had ideas about 'transitioning', now would be a perfect time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 'security camera footage is being reviewed to identify the truck driver in hope of finding the p***k. Nevermind ducks. You are innocent.☺️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
androokery Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 A previous Thai gf said, if I ever cheated on her, she would cut off my c*ck, chop it in pieces, fry in a pan and give to dogs. At least that's what I think she said. Now I'm wondering if she said "ducks". I said that if she ever tried, I would cut out her p*ssy and throw it away. And I also realised that the fact she had made the threat in the first place meant I had lost all interest in her. That level of insane jealousy is not a laughing matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lawrence Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Revenge Thai style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEE TEE Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 <deleted> a Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 46 minutes ago, bluesofa said: Have you a photo of yours in case you lose it? Maybe the police have a peno-fit machine to produce an image from memory - no exaggerating though now! Yes I have written my name on mine with a return address if lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bundooman Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Just now, BigC said: Yes I have written my name on mine with a return address if lost Ducks can't read....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 If I am up in the North over new year that happens to me when I wake up. A warm shower usually works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, androokery said: A previous Thai gf said, if I ever cheated on her, she would cut off my c*ck, chop it in pieces, fry in a pan and give to dogs. At least that's what I think she said. Now I'm wondering if she said "ducks". I said that if she ever tried, I would cut out her p*ssy and throw it away. And I also realised that the fact she had made the threat in the first place meant I had lost all interest in her. That level of insane jealousy is not a laughing matter. My wife told me, when we first got together, that she would chop it up and feed it to the ducks. No cooking involved as revenge is a dish best served cold. Since then, she has brandished varius implements (last time, garden shears) and seriously told me that she will carry out her threat. To press, my penis survives but it's only a matter of time. It's just a Thai woman's way of showing you how much she loves you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simtemple Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 What is the going rate for small Thai penises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bundooman said: Ducks can't read....................... Can when they are stoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 OK. Two nurses comparing notes in the nurses station. One said that the American in room 4 has the word swan tattooed in a most unusual place. The other went to check and on her return (some little while later) said "He is Canadian and it is Sanskatchewan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchbull Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 My wife wakes up every morning without a penis..she is used to iT now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 considering the blood loss which must have been severe, it's a wonder he woke up at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 hours ago, from the home of CC said: strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? Not strange....that's the way they term it ....Lady chops off penis and feeds it to the ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbalEd Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 hours ago, ChrisY1 said: Ducks love dicks.....so I'm told! The female ducks do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bundooman said: Ducks can't read....................... Can when they are stoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 hours ago, catman20 said: not really if uve been here any length of time. it's common practice for Thai ladies to say they will cut it off and feed it to the ducks. You're correct of course....regardless how long a person has been in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, BigC said: Why not post photos of missing penis and ask for reward ? Lol Mabe it has been posted to an inactive post. I know what I will look for first thing tomorrow morning , waking up with out my chap. Get a grip Phil ........................ " What you look for telac ? " " I am sure it was there when I went to bed last night " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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