BigC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, dotpoom said: Not strange....that's the way they term it ....Lady chops off penis and feeds it to the ducks. Not strange at all. It’s conpletely normal to have your penis chopped off and fed to the ducks. Everyone knows that ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 There’s allot of lady boys choppingn their penises off maybe can borrow off a lady boy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeSilom Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Ah ha! A new niche for my 3D printing business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killala Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Thai surgeons most adept at reattaching the male appendage, it would seem a very common occurrence here and more often than not the ducks are the preferred method of disposal, another quite brutal way is that the scorned woman will slice it off and put it in the blender ( middle class obviously) ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natway09 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 You must have heard the term "I will feed it to the ducks" ,,,,,,,, No ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvavin Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 At least he had made himself useless by feeding the duck with his asset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbalEd Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 How can you tell if a Thai woman really loves you? She packs your severed penis in ice and takes you to the emergency room. Otherwise, she feeds it to the ducks. And .... What did Jeffrey Dohmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? "Are you going to eat that"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksidedog Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 How the hell can a man lose his penis? Aren't there supposed to be a pair of nuts holding it in place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanny321 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Waitress I ordered Peking Duck, not peeking dick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 I might of got up in the morning and said " Have you seen the car keys Honey ? " But never " Have you seen my Dick anywhere I'm sure I put it in the usual place last night " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
car720 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 hours ago, zaphod reborn said: The Thai tradition is that the wife severs the penis and throws it under the house, where ducks will eat it. Now we know why there are so many katoy in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinnock Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Makes a change from the more common story about a man waking up after a drunken night out to find an extra penis in his bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anto Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 They can turn the stump into a Pussy .Its not hopeless . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatix Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Lacessit said: He must have been really blotto to not feel his penis being cut off. It sounds like he might have beaten unconscious before the amputation. It is an unusual and horrible story. Normally the penis is amputated from a drunk husband by a jealous wife in a fit of jealousy. In this case the perpetrator seems to have been a man. Perhaps the victim had been having sexual relations with the perpetrator's girl friend or it was a gay triangle. Since there is never any follow up to news stories in Thailand, we will never find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevemercer Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Reminds me of the song 'Detachable Penis'. That story ends well because the bloke finds his missing penis at a flea market and is able to buy it back. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=detachable+penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falangjim Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Darcula said: Small penis at large? Get a private dick on the case! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyClifton Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Seems a bit too much of cutting off one's nose to spite their face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripvanwinkle Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 4 hours ago, ChrisY1 said: Ducks love dicks.....so I'm told! I know, I know. Here is proof. Especially dogs, they can be just the right height, easy to get at. dog and duck.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, dotpoom said: You're correct of course....regardless how long a person has been in Thailand. it has everything to do how long you have been here cos CC thought the picture on the post with ducks was a strange picture. when you have lived here a while you would understand why there was a picture of the ducks. CC never got it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonah Tenner Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 hours ago, from the home of CC said: Been here 15 years now and the wife did tell me when we first got married what happens to guys who screw around on their spouses. I slept with one eye open for the first three years lol, but we never discussed what happened to the offending appendage. Thanks for the heads up guys but I still will never eat duck again. Answer to your aversion for local ducks, buy imported... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 maybe it was bitten off, what a night that was, you should see the state the woman was in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essox essox Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 of course they did they were hungry.....why do you think they are in the photo?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 hours ago, dutchbull said: My wife wakes up every morning without a penis..she is used to iT now That is weird. And she may well have had one just the night before, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKDfella Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 hours ago, aehn said: Never understood the need to make funny jokes about someone being dismembered If it was a man who dismembered a female, would you feel the same need for a joke? Indeed, some people here have decided to ignore the fact that a crime has been committed (though I doubt the police would be too concerned). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 5 hours ago, sirineou said: I Hate when that happens to me! cut down on the alcohol so at least you will realize if it was already missing from previously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracyb Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 I HATE it when that happens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 He could become a real lady now if he wants to , good for him/her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky mike Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Duck a la dick ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterb17 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 6 hours ago, Lacessit said: He must have been really blotto to not feel his penis being cut off. It’s weird - I would agree - how much do you have to drink ? It’s a reasonably sensitive part of the body . Oh well never mind - a new career beckons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryAdriaenssens Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 6 hours ago, sirineou said: I Hate when that happens to me! Keep us posted!! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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