Nasrullah Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 On 7/23/2018 at 1:41 PM, Darcula said: This is a case for Detective Dick Tracy. You really deserve more 'likes' for this line.........LMAO I'm late to this thread(9 pages) so i'll put my 2 inches in......... "Now you see it........now you don't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 "Police officers failed to ascertain the location of the discarded penis. They think it might have been eaten by animals in the neighborhood." Perhaps he could request a medical facility to clone one for him. I'm sure it could be grown in a lab. I'm sure it must have been done in the US before. Remember: Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "grow a penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob12345 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 4 hours ago, canopus1969 said: Well if his friend (?) did try to rape his wife then I agree with dismembering him - should be done to all rapists Just as people who mutilate or torture other people should be shot at the spot. How about getting the police involved and let a judge do the judging? Makes for a much more pleasant society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Is this some sharia law? Bit over the top reaction just to save face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phuketshrew Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 1 hour ago, bluesofa said: Perhaps he could request a medical facility to clone one for him. I'm sure it could be grown in a lab. I'm sure it must have been done in the US before. Remember: Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "grow a penis" Why doesn't he just pay for a katoey to have the operation and take the leftovers? He may even end up with a larger attachment than he had previously ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubby johnson Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 This explains why I woke up with 2 penises this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 sadly at this point neither the "cutter" nor the "cutee" can re-member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupatria Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 He should have taken the trophy and hang it on a chain around his neck for good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiFelix Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 But what about his job, will he keep it or will he, like his penis, also be transferred to an "inactive" position?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 22 hours ago, Ripvanwinkle said: I know, I know. Here is proof. Especially dogs, they can be just the right height, easy to get at. dog and duck.mp4 Very funny video. Incidentally, rip van winkle is a pretty accurate description of what occurred in this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 20 hours ago, Lucky mike said: Duck a la dick ? They'll need to use some iodine to disinfect it, so I guess coq a l'orange.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 On 7/23/2018 at 12:51 PM, Darcula said: Small penis at large? Inch high, private eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 On 7/23/2018 at 1:39 PM, sirineou said: I Hate when that happens to me! My Wife does too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 2 hours ago, tubby johnson said: This explains why I woke up with 2 penises this morning. could have been worse could have been attached to your forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fake farang Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 On 7/23/2018 at 2:35 PM, catman20 said: not really if uve been here any length of time. it's common practice for Thai ladies to say they will cut it off and feed it to the ducks. Do every Thais keep ducks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RT555 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Where's the Magnifying Glass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Just reminded me , who was the actor who was a part time lesbian ? That was it Dick van Dyke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldlakey Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 9 hours ago, 4MyEgo said: How low can you go, a husband should never leave his wife with a friend alone in the house with wife, unless he gives his friend the blessing, wink wink It saves you having to bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryasimight Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 11 hours ago, 4MyEgo said: How low can you go, a husband should never leave his wife with a friend alone in the house with wife, unless he gives his friend the blessing, wink wink Maybe he never thought his friend has designs on his wife. Is that abnormal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryasimight Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 10 hours ago, bluesofa said: "Police officers failed to ascertain the location of the discarded penis. They think it might have been eaten by animals in the neighborhood." Perhaps he could request a medical facility to clone one for him. I'm sure it could be grown in a lab. I'm sure it must have been done in the US before. Remember: Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "grow a penis" Who remembers Spiro Agnew? 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 It's so common here in Thailand that you'll read about it in the local news several timer per year. I think one of the wifes even cut the penis off and sliced it , and then maybe feed it to the ducks or whatever. Maybe they could fry the penis instead and mix it with some veggies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damrongsak Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 8 hours ago, fake farang said: Do every Thais keep ducks? Only the jealous Thai women. Classic weenie whack song ... even mentions Dick Tracy. Based on a real incident - the guy's name was Bobbit. 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoochile Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Maybe it was stale dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALFREDO Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 On 7/23/2018 at 1:33 PM, from the home of CC said: From what Zaphod says I'll never eat duck again! I will eat all ducks then they cannot eat (my) penis. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALFREDO Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 On 7/23/2018 at 1:39 PM, sirineou said: I Hate when that happens to me! At least, he will live a much cheaper life and less discussions. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingjock Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 ANIMALS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Real Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 On 7/24/2018 at 6:59 AM, webfact said: Ratchaburi Man Learns Fate Of Missing Penis By Jintamas Saksornchai, Staff Reporter Kitchen knives laid out by police investigators Monday at the house where a man confessed to using one to cut off his colleague’s penis. Look for the red little dot. So, know? Can you guess which one? It reminds me of a kiddie bed time story. First he tried the big knife, but that one was to heavy. After he tried the small one, but that one was to light. Then he tried the medium one. That one was nor light or heavy. It was perfect so he used it for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadilo Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Swallowed whole by the pet chihuahuaSent from my iPad using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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