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Beachgoers banned from swimming at Phuket beaches until crocodile is caught

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12 hours ago, Psimbo said:

So- one croc can do a better job of keeping people out of the sea than a 13 million baht lifeguard scam. 

 

I have a cunning plan .....................................................................................

Something like this perhaps?

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If a crocodile is not registered with the authorities, is it then an illegal alien, will it be detained in the Immigration Detention Centre and then deported?

 

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Ban all fake Lacoste tee shirt vendors should help with the search.

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12 minutes ago, sammieuk1 said:

Ban all fake Lacoste tee shirt vendors should help with the search.

There has been an increase in food vendors selling kebabs though - doing a brisk trade - very snappy.

 

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15 hours ago, Psimbo said:

So- one croc can do a better job of keeping people out of the sea than a 13 million baht lifeguard scam. 

 

I have a cunning plan .....................................................................................

Was there really a lifeguard scam?

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lts a few polly waffle's stuck together , crikey give me beak crocodile 555 bulls--t  

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17 minutes ago, AdamTheFarang said:

Was there really a lifeguard scam?

Contract going to a company in secret,no life guards to be seen when the contract was to start.beaches left without guards.reports of guards watching other farang saving people,reports some can't swim..just your usual Thai dealings.

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1 minute ago, happy chappie said:

Contract going to a company in secret,no life guards to be seen when the contract was to start.beaches left without guards.reports of guards watching other farang saving people,reports some can't swim..just your usual Thai dealings.

 

Lifeguard definition: A lifeguard is a rescuer who supervises the safety and rescue of swimmers, surfers, and other water sports participants.

 

Phuket lifeguard definition: A non-swimmer who passively reports the number of lives lost, or otherwise saved by competent swimmers who happen to be in the same area.

 

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Crocodile's thoughts about being captured,

"I just wanted all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet for dinner."

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I've been saying all week just shoot the bloody thing.nope leave it to the Thai way.dig up a trench in nai harn when it was on its way to kata and probably laughing at them.then shutting kata when it was on its way to karon,now it's in Patong.this crocs got them running around in circles.seriouly they can't do nothing right.i do some deals with farang like renting property for instance.alls ok until a Thai gets mixed up in the deal and that's when it all goes downhill.

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12 hours ago, overherebc said:

If everyone stayed quiet they would hear the clock ticking.

That should be pluralis...

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Nai Harn was open to swimming this morning... the little swimming that waves would allow. One section with Red/Yellow flags.

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6 minutes ago, Srikcir said:

Crocodile's thoughts about being captured,

"I just wanted all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet for dinner."

It just missed it by a couple of weeks.

 

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8 minutes ago, Vacuum said:

That should be pluralis...

I was posting on the Peter Pan croc.

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Ahhh, just let a couple of them go for a dip...might entice the Croc to 

Come Out For Lunch, then.... get the Life Guards to shoot it and they can sell 

the Skin to make shoes and handbags, the meat to a Seafood Restaurant and EVERYONE’s A WINNER !

 

oh....what about the human Bait ?

MEDALS for Bravery and Free Psychiatric Evaluation. 

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