Nong Khai Man Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 55 minutes ago, Weasel100 said: Where are the pictures/ That's what I wanna know Perve ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Could have been worse or better had the snake made its way into a crack or crevice to hide in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MortyOslo Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 3 hours ago, masuk said: I'll wager that there are few overstayers in that block of toilets! BURMESE pythons, with no valid VISAs.. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katia Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 1 hour ago, sawadee1947 said: probably your cojones would be the first hanging parts to enjoy for the Python, isn't it? Mine? 'Fraid not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvavin Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 As for me, I will kill any snakes that appear in front of me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTgrizzly Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 2 hours ago, gaff said: is there antivenin available for python ? Not required Gaff They are non venimous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 My Mrs has the same problem every morning a huge snake bearing down on her but quickly disappears very fast these days then also can't easily be found rejection can be an instant snake killer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whyamiandwhatamidoinghere Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Can a snake get infected with HIV then pass it on to other ass bit victims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killala Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Bloody brilliant! Remember reading about a Malay that got bitten on the balls by a venomous lad last year, he lost all his tackle in order to save his life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oobar Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 1 hour ago, wgdanson said: A python is a non-venomous snake with only small teeth which will give no more than a couple of pin pricks. No anti-venom needed. A couple of pin pricks? Get real. A girl I know squatted one night to pee in the backyard of her Nonthaburi home, and a three-meter python struck her in the calf. It looked like she had been mauled by a pit bull. The scars she carries are huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer90210 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 There are surely some ways to secure the sanitary plumbing with a net or similar, that enables only the waste to pass out and prevents a snake to squeeze in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 2 hours ago, spidermike007 said: Always a good idea to look into the toilet before sitting down well, you're right. Always good to know about predecessors.....ark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 3 hours ago, gaff said: is there antivenin available for python ? The snake bit the woman , not the woman bit the snake ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I think her name should be ' Aeee ! Holyclap ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracas Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Good snakes turned bad. Once they get a taste of a young ladies arse there is no going back to mice and rats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tug Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Probably pissed off getting a turd dropped on its head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenny2017 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Named only as "Ae" she tried to grab the unwelcome visitor that then bit her on her left hand and disappeared into the depths below. Don't grab snakes, methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Walden Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 3 hours ago, spidermike007 said: Always a good idea to look into the toilet before sitting down, in the tropics. This woman was actually quite fortunate. Heard a story about a Western woman, visiting Chiang Mai years ago. She went to the toilet in the middle of the night, and sat down. Before she knew it a large gekko bit her in a very sensitive area. Her husband wrestled with the beast and finally got it off. She started bleeding profusely and he rushed her to the hospital. From what I heard, she bled out on the way. Not a pretty story. But a good lesson on how to properly sit on a toilet in this part of the world. This news item is about a Thai lady being bitten on the bottom and they are showing us a photograph of the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 2 hours ago, sammieuk1 said: My Mrs has the same problem every morning a huge snake bearing down on her but quickly disappears very fast these days then also can't easily be found rejection can be an instant snake killer? not rejection, you suffer from "old cow new cow syndrome" it is treatable though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolgeoff Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 you would not expect that really , the thai lady was lucky it was only the bum that got bitten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 9 hours ago, bluesofa said: Hmm, yes you would. If it only bit you on the arse, then you'd still have your cojones intact. I think he meant his metaphorical cojones! 555 anyway. Good reply, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Life is full of disappointments for TV members. No photos of the affected area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Development at Khaoyai Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Hope she recovers quickly ! Yes, there is an anti-venom ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardinalblue Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Did the snake get a good piece of ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaff Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 4 hours ago, atyclb said: Could have been worse or better had the snake made its way into a crack or crevice to hide in. Then she would have kept it secret... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximillian Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 12 hours ago, Katia said: Not gonna lie... if a python came out of my toilet and bit me on the arse, I would have neither the composure nor the cojones (is there a Thai slang equivalent?) to then try to grab the thing... When the teeth of the phyton are stuck in your arse, you sure will have to do something. I would just get up from the toilet seat (if I could) pulling the attached snake behind me, then, when my bottom is outside the bathroom, i'd squeeze the snake's neck between the door and the door frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whaleboneman Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 5 hours ago, wvavin said: As for me, I will kill any snakes that appear in front of me! But this snake came from behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaff Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 1 hour ago, whaleboneman said: But this snake came from behind. This is what my girlfriend could say ! (and often says !) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfarang Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 That snake was lucky to have bitten a young women on the ass. I`d have to pay to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damrongsak Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 11 hours ago, spidermike007 said: Always a good idea to look into the toilet before sitting down, in the tropics. ... 40-some years ago, there was a New Zealander who was a monk in Loei I visited a few times. Phra Tom. He used the squatter one night and one of those huge centipedes got in his robe and stung him in the nether region. Apparently a very painful experience. ( The current governor of Loei remembers him, as he was a little monk at the same temple at the time.) "Ae" : Now the call her "AeeeEEE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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