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Slaps has won. The genius of Roger Waters has infused my brain. I've spent the last week walking around singing:  It all makes perfect sense
            Expressed in dollars and cents
            Pounds shillings and pence   
 

And now it's:      

There's a kid who had a big hallucination
Making love to girls in magazines
He wonders if you're sleeping with your new found faith
Could anybody love him
Or is it just a crazy dream?

He's so depressing but just comes out with these beautiful melodies

         

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1 hour ago, bannork said:

Slaps has won. The genius of Roger Waters has infused my brain. I've spent the last week walking around singing:  It all makes perfect sense
            Expressed in dollars and cents
            Pounds shillings and pence   
 

And now it's:      

There's a kid who had a big hallucination
Making love to girls in magazines
He wonders if you're sleeping with your new found faith
Could anybody love him
Or is it just a crazy dream?

He's so depressing but just comes out with these beautiful melodies

 

..

Genie Said,

Consider It Done

..

 

 

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I admit i had a soft spot when i was younger for the Welsh lass. Loved her accent, and living in Bristol she was just across the Severn.

I expect gnasher would rather listen to Bonnie whilst his master sits back, pours himself a gin and puts on some opera in a foreign tongue..

Poor gnasher, I would ring the RSPCA if it would help.

 

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55 minutes ago, bannork said:

I expect gnasher would rather listen to Bonnie whilst his master sits back, pours himself a gin and puts on some opera in a foreign tongue..

Poor gnasher, I would ring the RSPCA if it would help.

You called Gnasher an 'ugly dog' a few days ago, she's

still freaked out over that.

Excellence is the everything like Nina:

 

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And now it turns out, gnasher, a male name if there ever was one, is actually a female dog. The poor thing must be going through an identity crisis, she'll start cocking her leg at lamp posts soon.

Gnasher, I'm sorry, I'll confess. I was just jealous seeing that lovely row of (front?) teeth you possess. it took me back to the days when I had a complete row myself.

 

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1 hour ago, bannork said:

And now it turns out, gnasher, a male name if there ever was one, is actually a female dog. The poor thing must be going through an identity crisis, she'll start cocking her leg at lamp posts soon. 

Gnasher, I'm sorry, I'll confess. I was just jealous seeing that lovely row of (front?) teeth you possess. it took me back to the days when I had a complete row myself.

If she grabbed hold of you, you would have a similar

identity crisis.

I knew a bloke once who had only one tooth at the front,

he became known as Juanita..was that you many years ago?

Classic elegance:

 

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3 hours ago, bannork said:

Talahnut putting up the old Jennifer Rush number

 

 

and here's tutsi with his paramour in Venice, Ca 40 years ago and sorta hanging around naked together...'ahem, this never concerned me personally but have you thought of having children and raising a family? after all, most women do...' 'quite probably...' 'so then...how shall we proceed? as raising a family requires money that we ain't got a lot of...' and then silence as she looks at the ceiling and breathes deeply...

 

and then later in the car 'do you remember your absurd questioning earlier regarding raising families and having money?' and this song was on the car radio and she turned up the volume and during the refrain she shouted 'is that clear enough fer you, my friend?...'

 

and tutsi was abashed but we never got that far as due to an unfortunate combination of circumstances we split up after 9 years of cohabitation a few years later...and it was a drag as she became a trial lawyer and I became a mechanical engineer and then we had plenty of dough for whatever purpose...

 

and with his remorse and chagrin tutsi leapt from the skillet into the fire down below...straight into the arms of de debbil incarnate

 

 

in the lyrics Bob fergot to mention Ashley, mex/hawaiian, dark as night with eyes like a cat and a bod that wouldn't quit...escort service, $200 per hour 35 years ago...

 

 

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